Sassy's World
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Sassy the Super hero!
I'm guessing many of you that have read my blog now that I tend to run at the mouth. I'm a cheeky chick and I love to be sassy. Yesterday my sass almost got my ass kicked. Probably would of if the 4 guys weren't smashed.
Yesterday hubs come home from work, showered and we were ready to go do our weekly errands by 5:15pm. We had to take the bus which we never do cause we usually have a car. Yesterday we couldn't get one and so the bus it was. Well the bus terminal is like a 20 minute walk from my house so we started to walk. Well 2 blocks from the terminal is a bar and outside the bar was 4 losers (all guys) picking on 2 women. We were waiting for the little white guy to come up and say we could cross the street and I said to hubs. I wanna go over and punch them fuckers. "STAY OUT OF IT" he says to me. Like always! I didnt listen. The one big guy threw his jacket at the one girl and knocked her clean right on her ass. Then another one of the guys picked her up and spit in her face. Now I was hopping. These 4 idiots were just sober enough to stand with the help of the wall. The guy that threw the coat at her now hits her in the face.....NOW I"M PISSED!
I walk over and ask the girl if she's ok. After coat guy calls me a tramp he falls down and bangs his head on the wall. What do I say to him? Are you ok??? HELL NO. Take that bitch! He tries to get up but no luck. So he mumbles maybe I should just sit here. I asked the girls if they knew these guys while calling 911 on my cell phone. They said kinda. I'm like kinda? what the hell does that mean. You do or you dont. Simple as that. So they tell me they do. 2 of the guys run because I'm calling the cops the other guy just kinda stands there weaving back and forth. One of the girls was dating the guy that ran. I'm like nice boyfriend, stands here and watches some other guy throws a coat at her and then hits her. Well the guy that's on the ground is now pulling at my pant leg telling me he's going to kick my ass.
Him: Mumbles a ton, kick your ass
me: ok big boy try it
Him: I will
Me: I'm waiting
He tries to hit me (he's now on his feet) I push him backwards and he's back ass over tea kettle on the ground. I'm not a real big fighter and I'm sure if he was sober he would of kicked my ass. The only thing I had going for me was my hubby was now over by me and the idiot I was fighting with was that drunk he couldn't stand for more then 30 seconds.
The other guy starts lipping off telling me I'm a tramp and if he pays me 30 bucks will I plant my two lips on the end of his knob and a bunch of other stuff.
Me: Whip it out big boy and see what I plant on the end of it. I guarntee it wont be my lips.
Him: Whore
Me: Nope sorry whore's get paid to do what they do. I sleep with one man and I'm married to him (I'm not knocking prostitutes, strippers none of them).
Him: Ohhhhh your a smart ass
Me: Alot smarter then you my friend.
The 2 girls are now over hiding behind my hubby and they are crying and thanking him for coming over and I'm like WTF he hasn't said shit and your thanking him but whatever. Then the guy grabs the back of my coat. I turn around and he spits right in my face (you'd think I'd learn trying to help people....but no not me) Just as I'm about to send buddy over the rainbow the cops show up. So lucky for him lol. The cops as us what happened, then they talk to the girls and we are all let go while the 2 guys are cuffed and taken away. All the while cussing me out haha. The girl turns to me and says "your our hero" TADA SASSY THE SUPERHERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hubby bitched at me all night for getting involved but I couldn't help it ~ shit like that drives me nuts. He's like well you could of died. Ok ~ so i say to him. You would of stood there and let him kill me???? He said no. WELL there you go I wasn't about to die then.
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Yesterday my dad turned 50! I tried to do a post to him yesterday but blogger was being an asshole and wouldn't let me post. So happy Belated 50th daddy I Love you!
Yesterday hubs come home from work, showered and we were ready to go do our weekly errands by 5:15pm. We had to take the bus which we never do cause we usually have a car. Yesterday we couldn't get one and so the bus it was. Well the bus terminal is like a 20 minute walk from my house so we started to walk. Well 2 blocks from the terminal is a bar and outside the bar was 4 losers (all guys) picking on 2 women. We were waiting for the little white guy to come up and say we could cross the street and I said to hubs. I wanna go over and punch them fuckers. "STAY OUT OF IT" he says to me. Like always! I didnt listen. The one big guy threw his jacket at the one girl and knocked her clean right on her ass. Then another one of the guys picked her up and spit in her face. Now I was hopping. These 4 idiots were just sober enough to stand with the help of the wall. The guy that threw the coat at her now hits her in the face.....NOW I"M PISSED!
I walk over and ask the girl if she's ok. After coat guy calls me a tramp he falls down and bangs his head on the wall. What do I say to him? Are you ok??? HELL NO. Take that bitch! He tries to get up but no luck. So he mumbles maybe I should just sit here. I asked the girls if they knew these guys while calling 911 on my cell phone. They said kinda. I'm like kinda? what the hell does that mean. You do or you dont. Simple as that. So they tell me they do. 2 of the guys run because I'm calling the cops the other guy just kinda stands there weaving back and forth. One of the girls was dating the guy that ran. I'm like nice boyfriend, stands here and watches some other guy throws a coat at her and then hits her. Well the guy that's on the ground is now pulling at my pant leg telling me he's going to kick my ass.
Him: Mumbles a ton, kick your ass
me: ok big boy try it
Him: I will
Me: I'm waiting
He tries to hit me (he's now on his feet) I push him backwards and he's back ass over tea kettle on the ground. I'm not a real big fighter and I'm sure if he was sober he would of kicked my ass. The only thing I had going for me was my hubby was now over by me and the idiot I was fighting with was that drunk he couldn't stand for more then 30 seconds.
The other guy starts lipping off telling me I'm a tramp and if he pays me 30 bucks will I plant my two lips on the end of his knob and a bunch of other stuff.
Me: Whip it out big boy and see what I plant on the end of it. I guarntee it wont be my lips.
Him: Whore
Me: Nope sorry whore's get paid to do what they do. I sleep with one man and I'm married to him (I'm not knocking prostitutes, strippers none of them).
Him: Ohhhhh your a smart ass
Me: Alot smarter then you my friend.
The 2 girls are now over hiding behind my hubby and they are crying and thanking him for coming over and I'm like WTF he hasn't said shit and your thanking him but whatever. Then the guy grabs the back of my coat. I turn around and he spits right in my face (you'd think I'd learn trying to help people....but no not me) Just as I'm about to send buddy over the rainbow the cops show up. So lucky for him lol. The cops as us what happened, then they talk to the girls and we are all let go while the 2 guys are cuffed and taken away. All the while cussing me out haha. The girl turns to me and says "your our hero" TADA SASSY THE SUPERHERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hubby bitched at me all night for getting involved but I couldn't help it ~ shit like that drives me nuts. He's like well you could of died. Ok ~ so i say to him. You would of stood there and let him kill me???? He said no. WELL there you go I wasn't about to die then.
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Yesterday my dad turned 50! I tried to do a post to him yesterday but blogger was being an asshole and wouldn't let me post. So happy Belated 50th daddy I Love you!
*~*CHOW*~*
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
This Town is screwed!
First off I hope you like the change of the blog ~ as soon as I figure out how come my flickr dohickey wont work I'll fix it!
So as I was saying about this town!
Today I was sitting chatting away online and I seen this dude outside banging a wooden post into the ground outside my house. I had no idea what he was doing but since I dont know what half the people in this town do have the time I just let him be. I went off to make my sweet and sour meatballs for supper and I come back and I see attached to post a sign...
So as I was saying about this town!
Today I was sitting chatting away online and I seen this dude outside banging a wooden post into the ground outside my house. I had no idea what he was doing but since I dont know what half the people in this town do have the time I just let him be. I went off to make my sweet and sour meatballs for supper and I come back and I see attached to post a sign...
POLICE ORDER
DO NOT PARK
DO NOT PARK
MARCH 28TH From 8am till noon
My first thought is WTF is going on. So I call the police station. They tell me they have no idea and that the only time they put out them signs is when someone was murdered. I'm like well I know that noone was killed cause its outside my house and everyone in my little cubby is safe. He hummed a bit and then put me through to a traffic cop. He had no idea what the signs were for. So they put me through to another sergent dude and he was clueless as well. I love how the police officers in my town are so damn clueless. Anyways it clues into me AFTER I get off the phone that the date on the sign is screwy. It was dated for TODAY and the post didnt even go up until after noon. So people parked there anyways because you know the date is wrong so they can't get in trouble.
Then I find out the real reason that they are gonna cut the trees down in front of our houses tomorrow. IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*~*chow*~*
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
The over 30 crowd
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their
tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school
every morning ... uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on
kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that
I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look
around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy!
I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how
good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we
wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and
look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
There was no email! ! We had to actually write somebody a
letter ... with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across
the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a
week to get there!
There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you
had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and
the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the
phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone
rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your
mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent
you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your
chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games
like "Space Invaders" and "asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass!
Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!
And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and
harder and faster and faster until you died! . Just like LIFE!
When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium
seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some
old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you
were just screwed!
Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15
channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
You were screwed when it came to channel surfing!
You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there
was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning.
Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up,
we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire ... imagine that!
If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot. That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!
Regards,
The over 30 Crowd
tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school
every morning ... uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on
kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that
I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look
around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy!
I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how
good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we
wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and
look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
There was no email! ! We had to actually write somebody a
letter ... with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across
the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a
week to get there!
There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you
had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and
the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the
phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone
rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your
mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent
you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your
chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games
like "Space Invaders" and "asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass!
Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!
And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and
harder and faster and faster until you died! . Just like LIFE!
When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium
seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some
old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you
were just screwed!
Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15
channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
You were screwed when it came to channel surfing!
You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there
was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning.
Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up,
we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire ... imagine that!
If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot. That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!
Regards,
The over 30 Crowd
Monday, March 26, 2007
My answers!
So here are my answers
1. You’re in charge of the country for 1 hour and get to make 1 law. What law do you make?
I only get to pick one ~ hmmmmm
I'd have to say that I would bring in the death penelty for PROVEN child molesters, rapists and murderers. Not just slappin them in jail for however long and calling it a freakin day
2. If there is reincarnation what do you want to come back as?
a dolphin!!!!!!!
Call me retarded if you want but I wouldn't wanna come back as another human lol. Been there done that. I wanna come back as a sweet, intelligent dolphin!!!!!!!
3. What is your favorite movie of all time?
Lost Boys with Corey Haim!
Growing up I was so in love with that guy it was sick...and I still to this day LOVE that movie
4. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Liars ~ I can't stand liars
5. What do you look forward to most in the future?
Having another baby (if that ever happens) and watching my son grow up and have a family of his own :D
If you want me to interview you...Tell me in my comments...Interview me
Then on Thursday I'll post your questions
*~*chow*~*
Friday, March 23, 2007
All you had to do was ask!
Since nothing greatly amusing happened to me yesterday I'm gonna tell you all about a week of torture when I was in college. Yeah a whole week!
I was in the field of accounting and being that I am a "joker" but at the same time incredibly shy to a point accounting wasn't for me. I had wanted to take Early Childhood Education but being that my mom's boyfriend at the time was a complete asshole I didnt get to pick. I had to take whatever I got accepted into and the first thing I got was accounting. I had gotten ECE 3 weeks before I left for college but that wasn't good enough for him cause I would of still lived at home. None the less I Packed my shit and headed for a city about 20 minutes from Niagara Falls. A few weeks prior my mom, my best friend at the time had gone apartment hunting and I about shit at the rates of apts out there. For a 2 bedroom apt they wanted 795 plus heat and hydro WTF. But that's what you get when you are living that close to the great and mighty Niagara Falls.
Anywho!
My roommate was in TV and Radio broadcasting and I loved it lol. She had gone to her class oriantation August 1st and met her class and was given practice assignments. She had a ton of odd and amusing classmates that were always at our apt which in turn meant they eventually included me into their "movies" and "broadcasting" if that's what you want to call it. I called it a bunch of amature porn and shit. The make out sessions they put in their movies was something I would class as porn ~ I'm talkin NO clothes except a thong here and there. Um that's not making out people that's pretty close to sex. Anywho we had fun. There was a guy in her classed named Jeremy that I Thought was pretty hot and so did my roommate. We ended hanging out every night and all weekend for the next month (school wasn't even started yet)with Jeremy, Jeff and David who they called the devil and for reason I got nick named the Devil's Bitch. So I use to get teased and said I did favors for David and blah blah when I really didnt even care much for the guy because he was just not my kinda person. Anyways Jeremy had started not coming around shortly after I got this nickname and Jeff wanted to know what i had done to him. I was stunned, I hadn't done shit. So I stopped going over to Jeff's all the time and stayed home and listened to music, whatever. Just did my own thing and the next thing I know Jeremy is coming around again. They were taking these practice lessons pretty seriously.
Well....I had gone to the mall one day because I knew my roommate was doing her first class movie ( 4th day of school and a movie already lol ) and I didnt want to be there in the way so I just stayed gone. Well I figured that at about 5pm the guys would be hungry and either breaking to eat or gone home so I went home. I walked into my apt and headed for my room. I was pretty shocked to see the cameras and shit outside MY bedroom. WTF is going on. I stand behind and look in MY room and there is Jeremy and my roommate rolling in the hay on MY bed for a love scene in the movie. I blew my stack. I kept my cool till they were done taping cause god knows I didnt want them doing a second or 400th take in MY bed. When they were done filming....
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?
Her: What?
Me: What??? You just near fucked in my bed, what the hell is wrong with yours???
Her: Well I didnt want juice in my bed
Me: Juice?!?! I'm not understa......GROSS! I Dont want it in my bed either
Her: Your just jealous cause I was rolling around with Jeremy.
Me: YEAH thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats it. I'm jealous..Next time you have a sex scene leave my room out of it
So off I go to the living room. That night Jeremy was in the living trying to kiss my ass about the whole sex with another chick in my bed and I at one point looked at him and said "If I was married to your ass, dating your ass or even just fuckin you...and come home and found you in my bed or any other bed for that matter with another chick...I'd of busted your balls. But I'm not so I dont care...I Just care that you were spreading your love seed ON my bed.
He tries to kiss me ~ What the hell....I push him away and get up for the kitchen. I guess I hurt his feelings cause NOW he tries to get payback....He called me all weekend and I wouldn't answer his calls, he was pleading with me on the answering machine to call him back. My roommate was telling me he was miserable in class and I would just shrug her off too. She had told me how sorry she was for the entire weekend so I somewhat forgave her.
Monday morning I go to school. (only second week of school) I was tired and had no desire to be there whatsoever. I was starting to come down with something and class started at 8am. I'm in class and the phone in the classroom rings. The teacher answers it..Looks at me "Um...Someone is here to see you at the office" I'm thinking to myself who the frig is here. I'm almost 2 hours away from home so I know for damn sure my family didnt drive here to be here at 8:30am. I get to the office and there....stands...
JEREMY!
I grab his arm and pull him out of the office...
"What are you doing here???"
" I go to school here"
"I know that asshole but WHAT are you doing HERE calling me out of class???"
" I Needed to see you"
"What the hell??? You could of come by when class was OUT, or hell I got an idea...how about coming to my apt??? Pulling me out of class??"
He leans in to kiss me again and I walk away and tell him he's a jerk. I get back to class and the teacher asks me if everything is ok to which I reply yes. I get home after school and tell the roommate what happened and she about died laughing. I'm glad she found it funny. He called all night and I ignored his calls. Not even a month into classes and I'm drove nuts already. I had a feeling this was gonna be a long year.
Tuesday morning my class started at 10am so I thought I was gonna get to sleep in. Till I heard pounding on my bedroom door shortly after 8. I'm mumbling on the way to the door something about what's a girl gotta do to get some sleep around this place..Open the door and there is my roommate and beside her?? You got it ~ Jeremy. "OMG what are you doing here?" Again he was yammering on about he needed to see me. I'm pissed by this point and head back to my bed in which I flop down and he comes in behind me. I'm trying to go back to sleep and he just keeps talking. I yell out to my roommate I'm not going into class today cause I only had the one and I was up till 4am doing homework and the class I was missing was just a lecture so i wasn't missing much. She heads off to school and I look at Jeremy and say "Um...shouldnt you go to??" Of course he didnt go. WHich in turn meant I had to get up. The whole day consisted of ass kissing. He left my apt around 5pm and never called all ngiht. I was so excited.
Even though I was being a cold hearted bitch to him I still liked him. I come home from school on Wednesday to flowers, dinner and a invite to a party Saturday night. I decided that I would go with him. Thursday and Friday he had his friends telling me how much he liked me and he had his friends tormenting me. The put saran wrap on my toilet seat so that when I went to pee it would go everywhere...My roomate got screwed there since she had to pee before me :P. They picked the lock in the bathroom and switched my shampoo while I was in the shower but to their surprise I had already washed my hair. They did all kinds of screwy things to me all week in hopes that if they drove me nuts enough I'd realize that Jeremy was a good guy (they had no idea what they were doing lol) but the week was hell. They would slap books out of my hands, show up at my apt drive me nuts.
Well Saturday was the big day and I got ready to go and my roommate was going to the same party with another guy. So we told the guys we would just meet them there since it was just up the road and we could walk. When we got to the party we were stared at like freaks and people were whispering and I wanted to leave then and go back home but my roommate insisted we find Jeremy and ask what was going on. Turns out this entire party was gonna do whatever until I agreed to date Jeremy. So I let them try all night, Jeremy tried all night and I just kept up my stubborn act. At the end of the night I took the mic from the stand and everyone went quiet......
99% of the party was drunk by this time so it was rather relaxing for 5 minutes of silence...
Anyways all eyes were on my now as I put the mic up to my lips...
"Jer....All you had to do was ask"
He hit the floor. I thought for sure he fainted. So I set the mic back down and went to see if he was ok. He looked at me..."Just ask???" I said yep.
For the next 7 months while we dated he just kept saying. I just had to come right out and ask? I said yes, spreading your love seed ON MY bed with my roommate wasn't gonna cut it. He was so mad at himself for not getting the balls to just ask me out it was kinda funny.
I ended up breakin up with him for another guy 7 months later and I broke his heart he told me...To this day I still feel kinda bad :(
*~*Chow*~*
I was in the field of accounting and being that I am a "joker" but at the same time incredibly shy to a point accounting wasn't for me. I had wanted to take Early Childhood Education but being that my mom's boyfriend at the time was a complete asshole I didnt get to pick. I had to take whatever I got accepted into and the first thing I got was accounting. I had gotten ECE 3 weeks before I left for college but that wasn't good enough for him cause I would of still lived at home. None the less I Packed my shit and headed for a city about 20 minutes from Niagara Falls. A few weeks prior my mom, my best friend at the time had gone apartment hunting and I about shit at the rates of apts out there. For a 2 bedroom apt they wanted 795 plus heat and hydro WTF. But that's what you get when you are living that close to the great and mighty Niagara Falls.
Anywho!
My roommate was in TV and Radio broadcasting and I loved it lol. She had gone to her class oriantation August 1st and met her class and was given practice assignments. She had a ton of odd and amusing classmates that were always at our apt which in turn meant they eventually included me into their "movies" and "broadcasting" if that's what you want to call it. I called it a bunch of amature porn and shit. The make out sessions they put in their movies was something I would class as porn ~ I'm talkin NO clothes except a thong here and there. Um that's not making out people that's pretty close to sex. Anywho we had fun. There was a guy in her classed named Jeremy that I Thought was pretty hot and so did my roommate. We ended hanging out every night and all weekend for the next month (school wasn't even started yet)with Jeremy, Jeff and David who they called the devil and for reason I got nick named the Devil's Bitch. So I use to get teased and said I did favors for David and blah blah when I really didnt even care much for the guy because he was just not my kinda person. Anyways Jeremy had started not coming around shortly after I got this nickname and Jeff wanted to know what i had done to him. I was stunned, I hadn't done shit. So I stopped going over to Jeff's all the time and stayed home and listened to music, whatever. Just did my own thing and the next thing I know Jeremy is coming around again. They were taking these practice lessons pretty seriously.
Well....I had gone to the mall one day because I knew my roommate was doing her first class movie ( 4th day of school and a movie already lol ) and I didnt want to be there in the way so I just stayed gone. Well I figured that at about 5pm the guys would be hungry and either breaking to eat or gone home so I went home. I walked into my apt and headed for my room. I was pretty shocked to see the cameras and shit outside MY bedroom. WTF is going on. I stand behind and look in MY room and there is Jeremy and my roommate rolling in the hay on MY bed for a love scene in the movie. I blew my stack. I kept my cool till they were done taping cause god knows I didnt want them doing a second or 400th take in MY bed. When they were done filming....
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?
Her: What?
Me: What??? You just near fucked in my bed, what the hell is wrong with yours???
Her: Well I didnt want juice in my bed
Me: Juice?!?! I'm not understa......GROSS! I Dont want it in my bed either
Her: Your just jealous cause I was rolling around with Jeremy.
Me: YEAH thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats it. I'm jealous..Next time you have a sex scene leave my room out of it
So off I go to the living room. That night Jeremy was in the living trying to kiss my ass about the whole sex with another chick in my bed and I at one point looked at him and said "If I was married to your ass, dating your ass or even just fuckin you...and come home and found you in my bed or any other bed for that matter with another chick...I'd of busted your balls. But I'm not so I dont care...I Just care that you were spreading your love seed ON my bed.
He tries to kiss me ~ What the hell....I push him away and get up for the kitchen. I guess I hurt his feelings cause NOW he tries to get payback....He called me all weekend and I wouldn't answer his calls, he was pleading with me on the answering machine to call him back. My roommate was telling me he was miserable in class and I would just shrug her off too. She had told me how sorry she was for the entire weekend so I somewhat forgave her.
Monday morning I go to school. (only second week of school) I was tired and had no desire to be there whatsoever. I was starting to come down with something and class started at 8am. I'm in class and the phone in the classroom rings. The teacher answers it..Looks at me "Um...Someone is here to see you at the office" I'm thinking to myself who the frig is here. I'm almost 2 hours away from home so I know for damn sure my family didnt drive here to be here at 8:30am. I get to the office and there....stands...
JEREMY!
I grab his arm and pull him out of the office...
"What are you doing here???"
" I go to school here"
"I know that asshole but WHAT are you doing HERE calling me out of class???"
" I Needed to see you"
"What the hell??? You could of come by when class was OUT, or hell I got an idea...how about coming to my apt??? Pulling me out of class??"
He leans in to kiss me again and I walk away and tell him he's a jerk. I get back to class and the teacher asks me if everything is ok to which I reply yes. I get home after school and tell the roommate what happened and she about died laughing. I'm glad she found it funny. He called all night and I ignored his calls. Not even a month into classes and I'm drove nuts already. I had a feeling this was gonna be a long year.
Tuesday morning my class started at 10am so I thought I was gonna get to sleep in. Till I heard pounding on my bedroom door shortly after 8. I'm mumbling on the way to the door something about what's a girl gotta do to get some sleep around this place..Open the door and there is my roommate and beside her?? You got it ~ Jeremy. "OMG what are you doing here?" Again he was yammering on about he needed to see me. I'm pissed by this point and head back to my bed in which I flop down and he comes in behind me. I'm trying to go back to sleep and he just keeps talking. I yell out to my roommate I'm not going into class today cause I only had the one and I was up till 4am doing homework and the class I was missing was just a lecture so i wasn't missing much. She heads off to school and I look at Jeremy and say "Um...shouldnt you go to??" Of course he didnt go. WHich in turn meant I had to get up. The whole day consisted of ass kissing. He left my apt around 5pm and never called all ngiht. I was so excited.
Even though I was being a cold hearted bitch to him I still liked him. I come home from school on Wednesday to flowers, dinner and a invite to a party Saturday night. I decided that I would go with him. Thursday and Friday he had his friends telling me how much he liked me and he had his friends tormenting me. The put saran wrap on my toilet seat so that when I went to pee it would go everywhere...My roomate got screwed there since she had to pee before me :P. They picked the lock in the bathroom and switched my shampoo while I was in the shower but to their surprise I had already washed my hair. They did all kinds of screwy things to me all week in hopes that if they drove me nuts enough I'd realize that Jeremy was a good guy (they had no idea what they were doing lol) but the week was hell. They would slap books out of my hands, show up at my apt drive me nuts.
Well Saturday was the big day and I got ready to go and my roommate was going to the same party with another guy. So we told the guys we would just meet them there since it was just up the road and we could walk. When we got to the party we were stared at like freaks and people were whispering and I wanted to leave then and go back home but my roommate insisted we find Jeremy and ask what was going on. Turns out this entire party was gonna do whatever until I agreed to date Jeremy. So I let them try all night, Jeremy tried all night and I just kept up my stubborn act. At the end of the night I took the mic from the stand and everyone went quiet......
99% of the party was drunk by this time so it was rather relaxing for 5 minutes of silence...
Anyways all eyes were on my now as I put the mic up to my lips...
"Jer....All you had to do was ask"
He hit the floor. I thought for sure he fainted. So I set the mic back down and went to see if he was ok. He looked at me..."Just ask???" I said yep.
For the next 7 months while we dated he just kept saying. I just had to come right out and ask? I said yes, spreading your love seed ON MY bed with my roommate wasn't gonna cut it. He was so mad at himself for not getting the balls to just ask me out it was kinda funny.
I ended up breakin up with him for another guy 7 months later and I broke his heart he told me...To this day I still feel kinda bad :(
*~*Chow*~*
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Hang on while I nail everything down!
We are having some severe windstorms. If we got tornados here I'd say one would be in the process of blowing down my street. The wind is unreal..infact check it!
That there my friends is the recycling bin from 4 hours down. So you can just imagine how strong the wind is lol. Yeah I need to paint the outside of my house I know lol. I plan on doing it this summer.
Yesterday was cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey and today its a typical spring day. This weather is gonna cause us all to DIE! We are gonna get some flu shit that's gonna have us sick as dogs. I wish spring would just get here and be done with it.
Dont this gloomy day just make you wanna cut backflips down the street nekkid? I dont wanna do nothing lol. Just sit here and be miserable on days like this. It was gloomy like this yesterday too only cold which is why I think the last 2 days have been rough for me.
So yeah....I am out of things to blog so how pathetic is that??? Then again its only early in the day so something interesting might happen and make a kick ass blog entry tomorrow. If not....I'll be forced to tell you about one of my college days!
*~*Chow*~*
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
My baby is 3
Well.....I have returned lol. I was running around like a chicken with no head for the last few days because I was preparing for a birthday party on Sunday and planning a party for a 3 year old is alot of work. I showed up to the party AFTER everyone else was there for heaven sakes cause I was out getting this.....
His cake which cost 29.99 but he loved it so it was worth it to me.
Here he is AFTER the party
He was pooped. As was I but I had to clean up the mess afterwards lol.
So my baby boy has now entered the 3rd year age. I wonder what I have to look forward to this year :S.
Friday I had a conversation with an idiot. I do all my banking on the internet and I call the companies when I'm done with reference numbers so they know I made the payment. WELL!!!!!!!
I called the phone company to tell them I made the payment and a person who spoke very little english I would assume he's from pakistan or somewhere out there answered the phone. Now being that I called a company I would of assumed he would of picked up and said Hello blah blah blah how may I help you. That would of made an ass of me because this...
Him. Hi
me: Uh...is this Bell Canada???
him: yes
me: Ok well them I'm calling in a reference #
him: Why?
me: Because I made a payment and that's what you do
him: Well why?
me: What the fuck?? Is this bell canada?
Him: yes
Me: Then take down this fuckin number and note it
5 minutes of silence
Me: Hello are you there?
Him: Yes
Me: What the hell are you waiting for?
Him: Your personal info
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU ASK FOR IT
I then gave him my personal info 4 times continued his 5 minutes of silence every few minutes. Then he told me I was racist to which I replied no I'm not I hate everyone equal. He told me he didnt like my attitude and put me through to a supervisior lol.
After almost 40 minutes I got my account noted that a payment was made. How friggen hard is it to pull up the account and type in a number. UGH!
*~*Chow*~*
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
911 How can I direct your call???
The other day I was sitting at my computer desk minding my own business reading blogs and my phone I rang. I seen my friends number so I pick it up.
Me: Hello??
911: 911 how may I direct your call?
Me: Um...I have no idea since you called me
911: No ma'am you called here and I need to know whether you need police or ambulance
Me: I dont need either
911: I'm putting you through to the police ma'am please hold if you dont stay on the line and speak to someone your phone will be frozen and you wont be able to use it until you are cleared.
Me: WTF?!?!?!
Police Officer (PO): Hi ma'am are you ok?
Me: YES I am fine.
PO: ARe you sure?
Me: Yes, you people called me so I dont know what is going on
He then asked my name, address, who was home, and a bunch of other crap..Then tells me he is dispatching a police cruiser to my house
Me: Dude listen to me, I dont need no police officers I"M FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PO: They will be there soon ma'am
CLICK!
I was hopping. I didnt know what the hell was going on but I know I damn well didnt call 911. So I call the friend that had originally tried to call me and tell her what happened and she's just as confused as me. So then I'm washing the kitchen floor and I hear sirens.
Me: They didnt send cops with fuckin sirens did they?!?!?
Friend: I wouldn't think so
Boo: Mommy their is police at the door
Me: Yep they would...I'll call you back
I look out and HOLY SHIT! Not 1 cop car oh no...There was SIX fuckin cruisers all lined up on my street. I assured them everything was fine and they could go on their merry old way and leave me alone to go back and wash my floors.
IT didnt take them more then 5 minutes to get here. I can almost bet if my insides were hanging out or I had a gun to my temple it would of taken them all day to get here...idiots!!!
*~*Chow*~*
Me: Hello??
911: 911 how may I direct your call?
Me: Um...I have no idea since you called me
911: No ma'am you called here and I need to know whether you need police or ambulance
Me: I dont need either
911: I'm putting you through to the police ma'am please hold if you dont stay on the line and speak to someone your phone will be frozen and you wont be able to use it until you are cleared.
Me: WTF?!?!?!
Police Officer (PO): Hi ma'am are you ok?
Me: YES I am fine.
PO: ARe you sure?
Me: Yes, you people called me so I dont know what is going on
He then asked my name, address, who was home, and a bunch of other crap..Then tells me he is dispatching a police cruiser to my house
Me: Dude listen to me, I dont need no police officers I"M FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PO: They will be there soon ma'am
CLICK!
I was hopping. I didnt know what the hell was going on but I know I damn well didnt call 911. So I call the friend that had originally tried to call me and tell her what happened and she's just as confused as me. So then I'm washing the kitchen floor and I hear sirens.
Me: They didnt send cops with fuckin sirens did they?!?!?
Friend: I wouldn't think so
Boo: Mommy their is police at the door
Me: Yep they would...I'll call you back
I look out and HOLY SHIT! Not 1 cop car oh no...There was SIX fuckin cruisers all lined up on my street. I assured them everything was fine and they could go on their merry old way and leave me alone to go back and wash my floors.
IT didnt take them more then 5 minutes to get here. I can almost bet if my insides were hanging out or I had a gun to my temple it would of taken them all day to get here...idiots!!!
*~*Chow*~*
Friday, March 09, 2007
100 things about me!!!
I've seen so many people do this and I thought what the hell..I'm gonna try and see if I can do one too lol...So here we go!
1. I'm 28
2. My husband is 31
3. I'm a mother to a 2 year old boy (will be 3 March 19th)
4. I live in Canada
5. I have a 21 year old brother
6. He's a pain in my ass
7. I can't stand the saying "boys will be boys, or girls will be girls"
8. I will not forgive a liar
9. I dont trust many people
10. I wear a size 9 shoe
11. I have blue eyes
12. I have my ears pierced 6 times in my right ear and 7 times in my left
13. I have 2 tattoos
14. I want 5 more
15. I have brown hair but I colour it blonde
16. I love Newfoundland and vacation there every summer
17. I hate the colour pink and I ever had a girl I wouldn't buy her nothing pink to wear
18. I wanna get my nose pireced
19. But I'm afraid its gonna hurt
20. I love dolphins
21. My dream is to swim with them
22. My other dream is to go to Hawaii
23. I love the show supernatural
24. I'm obsessed with ghosts
25. Hauntings
26. and old abandoned asylums
27. I am a faithful watcher of Dog the Bounty Hunter
28. Cause I think Leland is hot
29. Paul walker and Vin diesel are my favorite actors
30. I love horror movies
31. I'm afraid of spiders (Deathly afraid)
32. I'm also afraid of WHAT might be in the dark
33. I own 2 cats
34. and a dog
35. I live in my pajama pants
36. I'm deaf in my left ear
37. I talk loud because of this
38. I've bungee jumped
39. I first got drunk at 15
40. First had sex the same night
41. I've had a 3some
42. I wish I could take the last 3 back
43. I love kids and want 3 more (not gonna happen)
44. I love summer
45. Because that means BBQ's
46. Hanging outside at night
47. I'm addicted to pogo
48. I love penpalling
49. I want to lose weight
50. I hate flying
51. I love driving
52. I wanna live in the country
53. My favorite colour is green
54. I love 80's rock
55. I love the smell of baby powder
56. and Vanilla
57. I have over 25 candles (Right now)
58. I collect coca cola items
59. and anything and everything dolphin related.
60. I love lemonade
61. I love doing laundry ( But I bitch about it lol)
62. I clean my bathroom daily
63. I love ti camp
64. I hate outhouses
65. I'd rather pee in the bushes
66. I love to cook
67. I love playing monopoly
68. I love vidoe games that are role playing (Stuff like resident evil)
69. I love going to zoos
70. and amusements parks
71. I'm afraid of storms
72. But yet I wish for them in the summer
73. I love doing crafts
74. I make candles
75. My family thinks I'm crazy
76. I tend to agree
77. I use to have a drinking problem
78. I use to smoke
79. I quit 8 years ago
80. YAY ME!
81. I'm very sarcastic
82. I curse too much
83. I can't stand my own blood
84. But other peoples blood dont bother me
85. Puke kills me ~ I dont do well with that
86. I can clean baby shit but not dog or cat shit
87. I love to dance
88. I can sing rather well
89. I love hot apple cider
90. And tim hortons coffee
91. I love starbucks
92. But we dont have none where I live
93. I dont like ice cream
94. I love all vegetables
95. I love all fruits
96. I am not a morning person
97. But I have to be cause boo wakes up early
98. I love Christmas
99. I love cartoons
100. YAY I'm done ~ The 100th thing about me is I'm a freaky girl!
*~*CHOW*~*
1. I'm 28
2. My husband is 31
3. I'm a mother to a 2 year old boy (will be 3 March 19th)
4. I live in Canada
5. I have a 21 year old brother
6. He's a pain in my ass
7. I can't stand the saying "boys will be boys, or girls will be girls"
8. I will not forgive a liar
9. I dont trust many people
10. I wear a size 9 shoe
11. I have blue eyes
12. I have my ears pierced 6 times in my right ear and 7 times in my left
13. I have 2 tattoos
14. I want 5 more
15. I have brown hair but I colour it blonde
16. I love Newfoundland and vacation there every summer
17. I hate the colour pink and I ever had a girl I wouldn't buy her nothing pink to wear
18. I wanna get my nose pireced
19. But I'm afraid its gonna hurt
20. I love dolphins
21. My dream is to swim with them
22. My other dream is to go to Hawaii
23. I love the show supernatural
24. I'm obsessed with ghosts
25. Hauntings
26. and old abandoned asylums
27. I am a faithful watcher of Dog the Bounty Hunter
28. Cause I think Leland is hot
29. Paul walker and Vin diesel are my favorite actors
30. I love horror movies
31. I'm afraid of spiders (Deathly afraid)
32. I'm also afraid of WHAT might be in the dark
33. I own 2 cats
34. and a dog
35. I live in my pajama pants
36. I'm deaf in my left ear
37. I talk loud because of this
38. I've bungee jumped
39. I first got drunk at 15
40. First had sex the same night
41. I've had a 3some
42. I wish I could take the last 3 back
43. I love kids and want 3 more (not gonna happen)
44. I love summer
45. Because that means BBQ's
46. Hanging outside at night
47. I'm addicted to pogo
48. I love penpalling
49. I want to lose weight
50. I hate flying
51. I love driving
52. I wanna live in the country
53. My favorite colour is green
54. I love 80's rock
55. I love the smell of baby powder
56. and Vanilla
57. I have over 25 candles (Right now)
58. I collect coca cola items
59. and anything and everything dolphin related.
60. I love lemonade
61. I love doing laundry ( But I bitch about it lol)
62. I clean my bathroom daily
63. I love ti camp
64. I hate outhouses
65. I'd rather pee in the bushes
66. I love to cook
67. I love playing monopoly
68. I love vidoe games that are role playing (Stuff like resident evil)
69. I love going to zoos
70. and amusements parks
71. I'm afraid of storms
72. But yet I wish for them in the summer
73. I love doing crafts
74. I make candles
75. My family thinks I'm crazy
76. I tend to agree
77. I use to have a drinking problem
78. I use to smoke
79. I quit 8 years ago
80. YAY ME!
81. I'm very sarcastic
82. I curse too much
83. I can't stand my own blood
84. But other peoples blood dont bother me
85. Puke kills me ~ I dont do well with that
86. I can clean baby shit but not dog or cat shit
87. I love to dance
88. I can sing rather well
89. I love hot apple cider
90. And tim hortons coffee
91. I love starbucks
92. But we dont have none where I live
93. I dont like ice cream
94. I love all vegetables
95. I love all fruits
96. I am not a morning person
97. But I have to be cause boo wakes up early
98. I love Christmas
99. I love cartoons
100. YAY I'm done ~ The 100th thing about me is I'm a freaky girl!
*~*CHOW*~*
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Always the same old stuff!
Yesterday was a bummer day for me as you all know from reading my blog lol. I spent most of the in a funk. Didnt really wanna do nothing, talk to noone, just kinda be by myself. It didnt really work the way I wanted but none the less I made it through the day.
Today I'm not much better but I did manage to get the house clean, laundry done, and a steak in the oven lol. I'm still kind of funked out but I'll make it through today too if I gotta make it through kickin and screamin. I know alot of my problem is I want more then I can have right now. I wanna move to a new home with more space because I feel clustered in this house. I wanna do something new...I wanna start my own store and I wanna bigger family. A whole lot of I wants I know but hey I'm only 28 and my life is still full of them lol.
Anyways off the poor me pity party!
It looks as though the weather is gonna smarten up and get warmer finally. I really shouldnt complain because we didnt have that much cold weather this year but when it was cold BOY was it cold. I'm not a summer girl either because I find it terribly humid and I get awful headaches butttttttttttttttttt I do love the beach, BBQ's (which I have every night in the summer) the walks, the sitting out with the neighbours having a few drinks under the stars, the camping, the vacations. Its all so nice. Another big plus is the freakin heating bills are gone lol.
I'm not a real big outdoors girl but when the weather is cold and I can't go out..I want too, then when the weather is ok and I can go out..I stay in.. Can't please me I guess lol....
That blonde girl across the street from me is having a fantasia party. I can't wait to go and just see what kind of stupid shit she pulls. I'll probably be asked to leave because I wont be able to contain my laughter. I'll keep you updated!
*~*Chow*~*
PS ~ To all who personally know me ~ I am NOT a fuckin doormat. So I'd love it if you'd be ever so kind not to use me as one
Thanks
PPS ~ I know the picture is too big but I like the pic and I can't get it to resize...So Until I find a new picture I'm gonna have to deal with it lol
Today I'm not much better but I did manage to get the house clean, laundry done, and a steak in the oven lol. I'm still kind of funked out but I'll make it through today too if I gotta make it through kickin and screamin. I know alot of my problem is I want more then I can have right now. I wanna move to a new home with more space because I feel clustered in this house. I wanna do something new...I wanna start my own store and I wanna bigger family. A whole lot of I wants I know but hey I'm only 28 and my life is still full of them lol.
Anyways off the poor me pity party!
It looks as though the weather is gonna smarten up and get warmer finally. I really shouldnt complain because we didnt have that much cold weather this year but when it was cold BOY was it cold. I'm not a summer girl either because I find it terribly humid and I get awful headaches butttttttttttttttttt I do love the beach, BBQ's (which I have every night in the summer) the walks, the sitting out with the neighbours having a few drinks under the stars, the camping, the vacations. Its all so nice. Another big plus is the freakin heating bills are gone lol.
I'm not a real big outdoors girl but when the weather is cold and I can't go out..I want too, then when the weather is ok and I can go out..I stay in.. Can't please me I guess lol....
That blonde girl across the street from me is having a fantasia party. I can't wait to go and just see what kind of stupid shit she pulls. I'll probably be asked to leave because I wont be able to contain my laughter. I'll keep you updated!
*~*Chow*~*
PS ~ To all who personally know me ~ I am NOT a fuckin doormat. So I'd love it if you'd be ever so kind not to use me as one
Thanks
PPS ~ I know the picture is too big but I like the pic and I can't get it to resize...So Until I find a new picture I'm gonna have to deal with it lol
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
I miss my papa!
6 years ago today I got a call I wish I hadnt gotten. Gramma called me to tell me that the man who meant the world to me had died. I was crushed. I put on a brave game face for my gramma cause I knew mom and I were really all she had left. Gramma has 5 kids but mom is about the only that has time for her.
Gramma and papa were not legally married. They had been together since 1972 and I was born in 1978 so he was there my entire life. Mom had me at 19 and being young her and my dad had issues and what not so gramma and papa stepped up to help raise me. Papa never had kids so I quickly became his little girl. My dad had a drug problem which caused him to be a father not a dad. He was there in body but really didnt have time to be there as my dad. He worked and hung with friends and dont get me wrong he spent time with mom and I just not as much as he should. I started going to my gramma and papa on weekend and then it was a couple nights during the week as well and before long mom would have to call and ask for me back lol. Papa bought a cottage up in buckhorn and called it the Lisa Marie after me. (yeah yeah now you all know my name). He bought a boat and called it Papas little girl again after me. I was spoiled. They took me places, did things with me, I had tons of fun with them. Papa was a trucker driver and use to go on 2 week hauls and I would stand in the door proud as a peacock cause my papa drove an 18 wheeler but sad as ever cause he was leaving me for 2 weeks.
As time went on Papa started having problems with the blood circulation in his legs when he hit 55 so he had to stop truck driving 1990. Him and gramma still spent oodles of time with me. I use to go there for lunch because they lived around the cornor from my school. I went after school to see them, I calledthem every night to say I love you and good night. I looked forward to Christmas so that I Could see him open his gifts. There was tons of grand children but for some reason I was Papa's girl. Only 3 of us were born after gramma got with papa. My cousin was in and out of foster care so it was hard and my little brother was sick with kidney problems so he wanted my mom all the time and he cried 23 hours a day so mom didnt send him to many places.
Papa started getting really sick in 1997. He was in and out of the hospital and everytime the phone rang I Thought I was getting "the call" I lived on eggshells. I didnt want him to leave me. I loved him so much but yet I couldn't go and see him in the hospital. I would call him and tell him how much I loved him and how much he meant to me but I couldn't come. He said he understood..but did he? or did he just tell me that so I wouldn't hurt??? Well he come home after a few months and I had a hard time leaving him. Afraid that if I left he'd be gone before I got back. It was causing problems between my boyfriend and I at the time which resulted in me getting pissed off and leaving him. I went to collage but couldn't concentrate. Papa was home sick and my mom was with a loser low life asshole and I was afraid I was gonna get a call that papa had passed away or that mom or my brother had been killed. I quit college after a year and come home.
In 1999 I met hubs. He understood my love for papa and had no objections to me spending as much time with him as I could. He even went over with me alot to be with them. The day papa looked at hubs and said "you take care of my little girl after I'm gone" I broke down. I sat on the floor by papas legs and rocked back and forth and cried like a baby. I was 20 years old and had a rocky life up until then. my mom wasn't around much after her and my dad split up but I always had papa.
The Christmas of 2000 Papa was sick. He told everyone he was gonna go to the bedroom and stay there cause he was inconvience. I got upset and told Papa that he would never be one to me and fuck the rest of the family. The family left and I sat and drank with papa and talked about growing up. Papa always told me he wouldn't die on me before he turned 70 and if papa made a promise to me, it never got broken. Papa was born September 7 1930.
March 7th 2001 I was upstairs cleaning the master bathroom, mom was in the basement cleaning her room ( she lived with hubs and I) and hubs was sleeping. It was 11:08am and the phone was ringing. I ran to answer it and it was gramma, papa had been in teh hopsital the past 2 months and had gotten pnemonia. Gramma asked if I had mom's van and I said yeah but mom was home anyways what did she want. She asked us if we could come and pick her up,. She was in Paris which is about 15 minutes from us (its the hospital papa was in). I said yeah I'll come get ya just let me throw some clothes on....
Dead silence....
Gramma are you there?!?!?!?!
Papa died at 11:00am excactly Sassy...Calm as can be I said we'll be there soon but hang on I'll get mom. I ran down and told mom "Gramma's on the phone and papa died" went back to my room sat on the edge of the bed and sobbed. Hubs woke up and asked me what was going on and I todl him. He looked at me and said "I got suspended from work at the right time"
Papa never lied to me in his entire life. He died exactly 6 months after he turned 70.
I miss you papa!! I'll see you again one day
Love papa's little girl
Gramma and papa were not legally married. They had been together since 1972 and I was born in 1978 so he was there my entire life. Mom had me at 19 and being young her and my dad had issues and what not so gramma and papa stepped up to help raise me. Papa never had kids so I quickly became his little girl. My dad had a drug problem which caused him to be a father not a dad. He was there in body but really didnt have time to be there as my dad. He worked and hung with friends and dont get me wrong he spent time with mom and I just not as much as he should. I started going to my gramma and papa on weekend and then it was a couple nights during the week as well and before long mom would have to call and ask for me back lol. Papa bought a cottage up in buckhorn and called it the Lisa Marie after me. (yeah yeah now you all know my name). He bought a boat and called it Papas little girl again after me. I was spoiled. They took me places, did things with me, I had tons of fun with them. Papa was a trucker driver and use to go on 2 week hauls and I would stand in the door proud as a peacock cause my papa drove an 18 wheeler but sad as ever cause he was leaving me for 2 weeks.
As time went on Papa started having problems with the blood circulation in his legs when he hit 55 so he had to stop truck driving 1990. Him and gramma still spent oodles of time with me. I use to go there for lunch because they lived around the cornor from my school. I went after school to see them, I calledthem every night to say I love you and good night. I looked forward to Christmas so that I Could see him open his gifts. There was tons of grand children but for some reason I was Papa's girl. Only 3 of us were born after gramma got with papa. My cousin was in and out of foster care so it was hard and my little brother was sick with kidney problems so he wanted my mom all the time and he cried 23 hours a day so mom didnt send him to many places.
Papa started getting really sick in 1997. He was in and out of the hospital and everytime the phone rang I Thought I was getting "the call" I lived on eggshells. I didnt want him to leave me. I loved him so much but yet I couldn't go and see him in the hospital. I would call him and tell him how much I loved him and how much he meant to me but I couldn't come. He said he understood..but did he? or did he just tell me that so I wouldn't hurt??? Well he come home after a few months and I had a hard time leaving him. Afraid that if I left he'd be gone before I got back. It was causing problems between my boyfriend and I at the time which resulted in me getting pissed off and leaving him. I went to collage but couldn't concentrate. Papa was home sick and my mom was with a loser low life asshole and I was afraid I was gonna get a call that papa had passed away or that mom or my brother had been killed. I quit college after a year and come home.
In 1999 I met hubs. He understood my love for papa and had no objections to me spending as much time with him as I could. He even went over with me alot to be with them. The day papa looked at hubs and said "you take care of my little girl after I'm gone" I broke down. I sat on the floor by papas legs and rocked back and forth and cried like a baby. I was 20 years old and had a rocky life up until then. my mom wasn't around much after her and my dad split up but I always had papa.
The Christmas of 2000 Papa was sick. He told everyone he was gonna go to the bedroom and stay there cause he was inconvience. I got upset and told Papa that he would never be one to me and fuck the rest of the family. The family left and I sat and drank with papa and talked about growing up. Papa always told me he wouldn't die on me before he turned 70 and if papa made a promise to me, it never got broken. Papa was born September 7 1930.
March 7th 2001 I was upstairs cleaning the master bathroom, mom was in the basement cleaning her room ( she lived with hubs and I) and hubs was sleeping. It was 11:08am and the phone was ringing. I ran to answer it and it was gramma, papa had been in teh hopsital the past 2 months and had gotten pnemonia. Gramma asked if I had mom's van and I said yeah but mom was home anyways what did she want. She asked us if we could come and pick her up,. She was in Paris which is about 15 minutes from us (its the hospital papa was in). I said yeah I'll come get ya just let me throw some clothes on....
Dead silence....
Gramma are you there?!?!?!?!
Papa died at 11:00am excactly Sassy...Calm as can be I said we'll be there soon but hang on I'll get mom. I ran down and told mom "Gramma's on the phone and papa died" went back to my room sat on the edge of the bed and sobbed. Hubs woke up and asked me what was going on and I todl him. He looked at me and said "I got suspended from work at the right time"
Papa never lied to me in his entire life. He died exactly 6 months after he turned 70.
I miss you papa!! I'll see you again one day
Love papa's little girl
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Wife makes hubby speechless!
Today my mom wanted to go out to walmart to buy a pair of shoes. Since I had a friends vehicle I thought I would be the nice daughter that I am and take her out. She's afraid she might freeze on the bus cause of her old age she tells me. She's 48! Anywho...We head on out and hubby wants to come which means boo come too. They went in the dollar store while mom and I went in walmart. We met up with them in the main part of the mall...
Hubby: "Sassy the woman behind the counter in the buck store hit on me!"
Me: Yeah your point??
Him: You dont wanna go and see what she looks like?
Me: Nope
Him: What the fuck! Why not???
Me: Cause I dont care what she looks like.
Him: Are you jealous?
Me: if I was jealous I would be in the store hauling her ass over the counter. I know who you are married to and come home to. I dont care who hits on you.
Him walking away..."thats fucked up!"
He tries stupid things to see my reaction...What's funnier is when I dont react and he tries harder.
I take boo and go to the grocery store to pick up a few things and my cell phone starts ringing. Hubby on phone telling me that there is a hot girl on the porch talking to him and he thinks I Should come home..
My answer?!?!?! "Give her a kiss for me" he grumbles and I hang up.
So I get home from the grocery store and I'm putting some stuff away...I tell him that this guy was following me around the store asking for my phone number.
Hubby FREAKED!!!!!!!!!!
I looked at him and asked...
Are you jealous????
*~*Chow*~*
Hubby: "Sassy the woman behind the counter in the buck store hit on me!"
Me: Yeah your point??
Him: You dont wanna go and see what she looks like?
Me: Nope
Him: What the fuck! Why not???
Me: Cause I dont care what she looks like.
Him: Are you jealous?
Me: if I was jealous I would be in the store hauling her ass over the counter. I know who you are married to and come home to. I dont care who hits on you.
Him walking away..."thats fucked up!"
He tries stupid things to see my reaction...What's funnier is when I dont react and he tries harder.
I take boo and go to the grocery store to pick up a few things and my cell phone starts ringing. Hubby on phone telling me that there is a hot girl on the porch talking to him and he thinks I Should come home..
My answer?!?!?! "Give her a kiss for me" he grumbles and I hang up.
So I get home from the grocery store and I'm putting some stuff away...I tell him that this guy was following me around the store asking for my phone number.
Hubby FREAKED!!!!!!!!!!
I looked at him and asked...
Are you jealous????
*~*Chow*~*
