Sassy's World

Thursday, April 26, 2007

*Yawns*

That's me all the time lately. It dont matter how much sleep I get I'm tired. Hubby, boo and I all have drs appointments tomorrow and I'm asking for some blood work to have my iron levels checked again. I've always been anemic but I Think its getting worse because even when i was pregnant I wasn't this tired. It sucks!

We were spoiled with the weather all last week and then on the weekend ~ It was so beautiful and warm and sunny. Then it was all ripped away from us and we were given the cold shitty wet weather again. Which when I should be really greatful the hot weather didnt stay cause it would mean that the summer would be even more brutal then it usually is. I'm not greatful however. This wet weather gives me headaches and makes Boo a very miserable child because he wants to play outside and dont understand "No its raining and cold an you'll get sick" He only understands what he wants to hear.

So bubblehead from across the street is PREGNANT. This in itself is going to be a riot. The day she come over and asked us what could be wrong because she was "late" and she felt yuck and blah blah. I looked at her and said "Maybe your pregnant" she freaked out. I'll get fat, I'll swell, the kid will scream 24/7, ohmygod what am I going to do?? After she was done freaking out she went back to her cool calm dumbass self. "how did that happen" DUH! Do you really want me to tell you??? She just walked away from me. Well on Saturday she wobbled out of her house and I went over to talk to her and it turns out she was "late" more then one month cause she is FIVE months pregnant and over night she gained herself a real big basketball belly. She is devestated because she has to do this alone because the man that knocked her up was only 17 soooo with that MAN MY ASS! She's 26 so I asked her what she was doing screwing a 17 year old and she says to me " He was good" Great reason I suppose *lawdy*. So I wish I could be a fly on the wall when she's in actually delivering this baby because I can only imagine what she's going to be like,

I get the joys of attending a funeral tomorrow! Fun wow. A 16 year olds funeral at that. Deep down I knew that it was going to happen because she was so far gone and into drugs that you could see her life leaving her body but I wanted to believe she'd wake up before the drugs killed her and sad to say she didnt. Her parents tried everything to help her and it just didnt work. She went to a party Saturday night with her friends and when she didnt come home her parents called on the friends she went with and they were told she was still at the party but in the bathroom when they left. So the father got the addy of where the party was and went to get his daughter. When he arrived he was told off by a 17 year old which he then quickly put a stop too by calling the police to tell them about a party fulll of underage drinkers and drug users and then when to find his daughter. He found her alright in the bathroom on the floor with no pulse. I couldn't imagine the pain he's going through but he seems to be ok. He told me that he feels alot better now that she is gone because he knows she is safe. He lived in fear as to what she was going to do next, she was abusive to her brothers and sisters and he was afraid she was going to kill someone because she was sick enough to do it. He misses her like crazy though

We still love you Taylor!

*~*Chow*~*
posted by Sassy at 8:20 AM 2 comments

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Paybacks are a bitch sweetheart!

Yeah my husband is going to get his in spades. The other night we all went to walmart and Boo loves his baby powder. So I bought him a new container because his had been empty for awhile. Well we got home and I was getting his pajamas on and put a diaper on him for bed and we used the powder. Hubby was standing putting his around the house clothes on and I hauled the elastic of his underwear out and squeezed the powder in real fast. He was full lol (teach him for wearing underwear instead of his boxers) he walked down the hallway pulling at his crotch and powder fog was going everywhere. You couldn't see down the hall real well. I was laughing so hard I thought I was gonna throw up. I had to lay down on the bed because it hurt to sit and laugh. He come back in the room and looked at me

"Paybacks are a bitch"

So I knew I was going to get mine I just didnt know when.

Well lastnight I got ready for bed and climbed in to enjoy having the bed all to myself till he gets home anywhere between 4:15am and 7:15am. When he's on nights his scheduled shift is 4:30pm till 4:00am but he usually stays till 7am for the over time. Anyways I heard him come home around 4:20 and he went and had his shower so I fell back asleep.

THEN

SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He squeezed the bottle of powder on my back but he squeezed HARD. The lid popped off the powder and it went EVERYWHERE, It was in my hair, the bed was covered and the whole side of my face was covered in powder. My ear was full too lol. I shook out my hair, rolled over so the powder fell out of my ear, wiped off my pillow and went back to sleep. I was tired...

Before I went to sleep I made sure to tell him

"Paybacks are a bitch"

He will get his again OH YES!

Saturday hubby and I are going to a fantasia party and I'm rather excited. I mean who wouldn't be excited to go to a party where all they have is sex toys lol. We are going with another couple so this could be a very interesting time. I'll be sure to blog about it

Oh yeah and blogger hates me!

I redid my layout again and thought the monkey was kinda cute and all. So I put all my blog links in and whatnot saved and guess what??? THE LINKS ARE GONE. So I'm slowly trying to find all my must reads again *sigh*

Have a good one!

*~*Chow*~*
posted by Sassy at 8:49 PM 2 comments

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Friends! Who needs them

Is exactly how I feel!

I consider myself a pretty friendly person. Yeah I'm sarcastic, rude, bitchy but in the end I am what I would call a true friend. I put up with alot of bullshit before I close the door on a friend. Well I'm starting to get to the end of my rope with a few of my friends. I've stuck by them through thick and thin, bent over backwards for them, did things for them that maybe i shouldn't of but being a friend I did.

In college my best friend at the time and I had a falling out over money and lying and I ended the friendship pretty quick. I have no time for people like that and to this day if she tries to talk to me I wont have no part of it. I ended another friendship for almost the same reason.

I keep in contact with a few people and I mean few. I have a hard time trusting people and the ones I thought I could trust are proving me wrong it seems

Ah well!

I'm working on some better posts. Just not in a good frame of mind right now!

GO QOFD GO!!!!!!!!

*~*Chow*~*
posted by Sassy at 12:31 PM 2 comments

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Rambles shambles!

Because I am a ticking time bomb waiting to go off ~ I thought I was just blog about some random stuff that has gone at or around my house for the last few days.

First I have been given the computer game SIMS2 from a very dear friend of mine. While I now think I should chew her fingers off up to her knuckles because the game for me is so addicting (I know its a waste of time but hey I have fun) To my suprise you can "whohoo" in the game and try and make a baby. Well I created a girl because well..I am a girl and I conned this poor sucker into falling in love with her. He fell in love with her and took her home. A little kissy kissy, huggy huggy and next thing I know they are trying to make a baby. My son comes over and notices the noises and because very in tune with the computer.

"mom what are they doing"
"Sleeping"
"nuh uh. They are playing under the sheets. What are they playing?"
"they are canoodling"
"Cawhat? "
"Exactly you are too young to understand"
"Is candoodle eating?"

Hubs then says "You could say that" My hubby is a pig

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I have been rather distant from my friends and family for the last few days. I'm just not myself and have done alot of thinking and what not. When I get in moods like this I'd prefer hubby just left me alone and let me drown in my own negative thoughts but that never happens. He always has to be a clown. The other night I was sitting watching a movie called "The Departed" and minding my own business when he decided to start picking on me. Poking me, tickling me that sort of thing. I told him knock it off or I was gonna go to bed and watch the movie another night on my own. He took that as "I better bug the hell out of her some more" and that is exactly what he did. Blowing at me through a straw, pulling the bottom of my hair just enough to bug me, screaming out loud to try and scare me. I went to get up off the couch to walk away from me and he pretended he was crying.

"you can fool me you aren't crying"
"How do you know?"
"where's the tears??"
"In texas?"
"So funny...So very funny"

He jumps off the couch and starts looking everywhere. Not realizing at first what he's doing I kinda look at him like he's retarded when Boo pipes up. "daddy what are you looking for" to which he answers......My tears and breaks out in some sort of humpty dance. Well he managed to make me laugh and then I put Boo to bed and headed to my bed. He then comes to bed after me and finishes his humpty dance and tells me he's gonna do a strip tease for me. Well normally I would of enjoyed it. But the way he did it was unreal. He looked like such a dork. Which again got me laughing. He can't just leave me in a bad mood. NO he has to make me laugh.

Frankly I'm out of rambles because I'm tired and my brain is asleep

So chow for now!

*~*Chow*~*
posted by Sassy at 8:57 PM 0 comments

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Snow....AGAIN

Nothing has been going on around here lately. Pretty boring actually. So I haven't really blogged since I dont want to bore you all to tears. Its snowing again too damn it. I was so hopeful that it would be gone for the year HAHAHA To me

I'm not a real big tv person but there are a few shows that I do enjoy watching. One being Supernatural. Boo calls it "Scary Movie" cause sometimes it scares him. Anyways I find Jared Padaleki and Jensen Ackles very very very cute :) and I just love the epsiode where Sammy gets drunk and the next morning he is bowing to the gods and I actually feel bad for him lol. So that is a no miss on my tv list. The rest of the shows on TV I could really care less about. I do watch Deal or No Deal faithfully too but dont have a major freak out panic attack if I miss it like I with Supernatural. I also watch Dog the bounty hunter, Smallville from time to time, Intervention, and Untold Stories or the ER. Then I also watch reality TV and while hubby thinks I Should be taken out back and shot for watching them I CAN'T HELP IT PEOPLE. I have an addiction and I can't break it. I've tried, lord knows I've tried but something keeps dragging me back to the TV. I sniff out the remote. I GOTTA HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah ~ The shows I got to have are dancing with the stars, I've watched all 4 seasons faithfully, I watch Big Brother and have from the 4th season. I caught bits and pieces of the 3rd season, and now...I watch the Batchelor..WTF is wrong me.??? I dunno but this year I'm addicted to it and not cause the guy is cute because I dont think he is. But something has reeled me in lol.

Anyways I shall jet now and bang my head off a wall or two since it is pounding all ready!

*~*Chow*~*
posted by Sassy at 12:26 PM 2 comments

Monday, April 02, 2007

Turner Brown

Someone emailed me this joke. It took me about 45 minutes to stop laughing after I read it. It could just be me with a really messed up sense of humour but lordy lordy up above I Found it HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says "7 feet tall 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.
The white man faints and falls to the floor
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown
The small guy says Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around
Oh my god!!!!!!!! The pain from laughing...
*~*Chow*~*
posted by Sassy at 2:59 PM 1 comments