Sassy's World

Monday, April 02, 2007

Turner Brown

Someone emailed me this joke. It took me about 45 minutes to stop laughing after I read it. It could just be me with a really messed up sense of humour but lordy lordy up above I Found it HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says "7 feet tall 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.
The white man faints and falls to the floor
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown
The small guy says Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around
Oh my god!!!!!!!! The pain from laughing...
*~*Chow*~*
posted by Sassy at 2:59 PM

1 Comments:

Not a warped sense of humor. Well maybe and if so then mines just as warped cuz that's funny as hell.. rofl rofl

p.s. So's yer Jay.. Yer just as warped as everyone else?? Who would has thunk it?? ME ME that's who...LOL rofl rofl

2:31 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home