Sassy's World
Friday, March 23, 2007
All you had to do was ask!
Since nothing greatly amusing happened to me yesterday I'm gonna tell you all about a week of torture when I was in college. Yeah a whole week!
I was in the field of accounting and being that I am a "joker" but at the same time incredibly shy to a point accounting wasn't for me. I had wanted to take Early Childhood Education but being that my mom's boyfriend at the time was a complete asshole I didnt get to pick. I had to take whatever I got accepted into and the first thing I got was accounting. I had gotten ECE 3 weeks before I left for college but that wasn't good enough for him cause I would of still lived at home. None the less I Packed my shit and headed for a city about 20 minutes from Niagara Falls. A few weeks prior my mom, my best friend at the time had gone apartment hunting and I about shit at the rates of apts out there. For a 2 bedroom apt they wanted 795 plus heat and hydro WTF. But that's what you get when you are living that close to the great and mighty Niagara Falls.
Anywho!
My roommate was in TV and Radio broadcasting and I loved it lol. She had gone to her class oriantation August 1st and met her class and was given practice assignments. She had a ton of odd and amusing classmates that were always at our apt which in turn meant they eventually included me into their "movies" and "broadcasting" if that's what you want to call it. I called it a bunch of amature porn and shit. The make out sessions they put in their movies was something I would class as porn ~ I'm talkin NO clothes except a thong here and there. Um that's not making out people that's pretty close to sex. Anywho we had fun. There was a guy in her classed named Jeremy that I Thought was pretty hot and so did my roommate. We ended hanging out every night and all weekend for the next month (school wasn't even started yet)with Jeremy, Jeff and David who they called the devil and for reason I got nick named the Devil's Bitch. So I use to get teased and said I did favors for David and blah blah when I really didnt even care much for the guy because he was just not my kinda person. Anyways Jeremy had started not coming around shortly after I got this nickname and Jeff wanted to know what i had done to him. I was stunned, I hadn't done shit. So I stopped going over to Jeff's all the time and stayed home and listened to music, whatever. Just did my own thing and the next thing I know Jeremy is coming around again. They were taking these practice lessons pretty seriously.
Well....I had gone to the mall one day because I knew my roommate was doing her first class movie ( 4th day of school and a movie already lol ) and I didnt want to be there in the way so I just stayed gone. Well I figured that at about 5pm the guys would be hungry and either breaking to eat or gone home so I went home. I walked into my apt and headed for my room. I was pretty shocked to see the cameras and shit outside MY bedroom. WTF is going on. I stand behind and look in MY room and there is Jeremy and my roommate rolling in the hay on MY bed for a love scene in the movie. I blew my stack. I kept my cool till they were done taping cause god knows I didnt want them doing a second or 400th take in MY bed. When they were done filming....
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?
Her: What?
Me: What??? You just near fucked in my bed, what the hell is wrong with yours???
Her: Well I didnt want juice in my bed
Me: Juice?!?! I'm not understa......GROSS! I Dont want it in my bed either
Her: Your just jealous cause I was rolling around with Jeremy.
Me: YEAH thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats it. I'm jealous..Next time you have a sex scene leave my room out of it
So off I go to the living room. That night Jeremy was in the living trying to kiss my ass about the whole sex with another chick in my bed and I at one point looked at him and said "If I was married to your ass, dating your ass or even just fuckin you...and come home and found you in my bed or any other bed for that matter with another chick...I'd of busted your balls. But I'm not so I dont care...I Just care that you were spreading your love seed ON my bed.
He tries to kiss me ~ What the hell....I push him away and get up for the kitchen. I guess I hurt his feelings cause NOW he tries to get payback....He called me all weekend and I wouldn't answer his calls, he was pleading with me on the answering machine to call him back. My roommate was telling me he was miserable in class and I would just shrug her off too. She had told me how sorry she was for the entire weekend so I somewhat forgave her.
Monday morning I go to school. (only second week of school) I was tired and had no desire to be there whatsoever. I was starting to come down with something and class started at 8am. I'm in class and the phone in the classroom rings. The teacher answers it..Looks at me "Um...Someone is here to see you at the office" I'm thinking to myself who the frig is here. I'm almost 2 hours away from home so I know for damn sure my family didnt drive here to be here at 8:30am. I get to the office and there....stands...
JEREMY!
I grab his arm and pull him out of the office...
"What are you doing here???"
" I go to school here"
"I know that asshole but WHAT are you doing HERE calling me out of class???"
" I Needed to see you"
"What the hell??? You could of come by when class was OUT, or hell I got an idea...how about coming to my apt??? Pulling me out of class??"
He leans in to kiss me again and I walk away and tell him he's a jerk. I get back to class and the teacher asks me if everything is ok to which I reply yes. I get home after school and tell the roommate what happened and she about died laughing. I'm glad she found it funny. He called all night and I ignored his calls. Not even a month into classes and I'm drove nuts already. I had a feeling this was gonna be a long year.
Tuesday morning my class started at 10am so I thought I was gonna get to sleep in. Till I heard pounding on my bedroom door shortly after 8. I'm mumbling on the way to the door something about what's a girl gotta do to get some sleep around this place..Open the door and there is my roommate and beside her?? You got it ~ Jeremy. "OMG what are you doing here?" Again he was yammering on about he needed to see me. I'm pissed by this point and head back to my bed in which I flop down and he comes in behind me. I'm trying to go back to sleep and he just keeps talking. I yell out to my roommate I'm not going into class today cause I only had the one and I was up till 4am doing homework and the class I was missing was just a lecture so i wasn't missing much. She heads off to school and I look at Jeremy and say "Um...shouldnt you go to??" Of course he didnt go. WHich in turn meant I had to get up. The whole day consisted of ass kissing. He left my apt around 5pm and never called all ngiht. I was so excited.
Even though I was being a cold hearted bitch to him I still liked him. I come home from school on Wednesday to flowers, dinner and a invite to a party Saturday night. I decided that I would go with him. Thursday and Friday he had his friends telling me how much he liked me and he had his friends tormenting me. The put saran wrap on my toilet seat so that when I went to pee it would go everywhere...My roomate got screwed there since she had to pee before me :P. They picked the lock in the bathroom and switched my shampoo while I was in the shower but to their surprise I had already washed my hair. They did all kinds of screwy things to me all week in hopes that if they drove me nuts enough I'd realize that Jeremy was a good guy (they had no idea what they were doing lol) but the week was hell. They would slap books out of my hands, show up at my apt drive me nuts.
Well Saturday was the big day and I got ready to go and my roommate was going to the same party with another guy. So we told the guys we would just meet them there since it was just up the road and we could walk. When we got to the party we were stared at like freaks and people were whispering and I wanted to leave then and go back home but my roommate insisted we find Jeremy and ask what was going on. Turns out this entire party was gonna do whatever until I agreed to date Jeremy. So I let them try all night, Jeremy tried all night and I just kept up my stubborn act. At the end of the night I took the mic from the stand and everyone went quiet......
99% of the party was drunk by this time so it was rather relaxing for 5 minutes of silence...
Anyways all eyes were on my now as I put the mic up to my lips...
"Jer....All you had to do was ask"
He hit the floor. I thought for sure he fainted. So I set the mic back down and went to see if he was ok. He looked at me..."Just ask???" I said yep.
For the next 7 months while we dated he just kept saying. I just had to come right out and ask? I said yes, spreading your love seed ON MY bed with my roommate wasn't gonna cut it. He was so mad at himself for not getting the balls to just ask me out it was kinda funny.
I ended up breakin up with him for another guy 7 months later and I broke his heart he told me...To this day I still feel kinda bad :(
*~*Chow*~*
I was in the field of accounting and being that I am a "joker" but at the same time incredibly shy to a point accounting wasn't for me. I had wanted to take Early Childhood Education but being that my mom's boyfriend at the time was a complete asshole I didnt get to pick. I had to take whatever I got accepted into and the first thing I got was accounting. I had gotten ECE 3 weeks before I left for college but that wasn't good enough for him cause I would of still lived at home. None the less I Packed my shit and headed for a city about 20 minutes from Niagara Falls. A few weeks prior my mom, my best friend at the time had gone apartment hunting and I about shit at the rates of apts out there. For a 2 bedroom apt they wanted 795 plus heat and hydro WTF. But that's what you get when you are living that close to the great and mighty Niagara Falls.
Anywho!
My roommate was in TV and Radio broadcasting and I loved it lol. She had gone to her class oriantation August 1st and met her class and was given practice assignments. She had a ton of odd and amusing classmates that were always at our apt which in turn meant they eventually included me into their "movies" and "broadcasting" if that's what you want to call it. I called it a bunch of amature porn and shit. The make out sessions they put in their movies was something I would class as porn ~ I'm talkin NO clothes except a thong here and there. Um that's not making out people that's pretty close to sex. Anywho we had fun. There was a guy in her classed named Jeremy that I Thought was pretty hot and so did my roommate. We ended hanging out every night and all weekend for the next month (school wasn't even started yet)with Jeremy, Jeff and David who they called the devil and for reason I got nick named the Devil's Bitch. So I use to get teased and said I did favors for David and blah blah when I really didnt even care much for the guy because he was just not my kinda person. Anyways Jeremy had started not coming around shortly after I got this nickname and Jeff wanted to know what i had done to him. I was stunned, I hadn't done shit. So I stopped going over to Jeff's all the time and stayed home and listened to music, whatever. Just did my own thing and the next thing I know Jeremy is coming around again. They were taking these practice lessons pretty seriously.
Well....I had gone to the mall one day because I knew my roommate was doing her first class movie ( 4th day of school and a movie already lol ) and I didnt want to be there in the way so I just stayed gone. Well I figured that at about 5pm the guys would be hungry and either breaking to eat or gone home so I went home. I walked into my apt and headed for my room. I was pretty shocked to see the cameras and shit outside MY bedroom. WTF is going on. I stand behind and look in MY room and there is Jeremy and my roommate rolling in the hay on MY bed for a love scene in the movie. I blew my stack. I kept my cool till they were done taping cause god knows I didnt want them doing a second or 400th take in MY bed. When they were done filming....
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?
Her: What?
Me: What??? You just near fucked in my bed, what the hell is wrong with yours???
Her: Well I didnt want juice in my bed
Me: Juice?!?! I'm not understa......GROSS! I Dont want it in my bed either
Her: Your just jealous cause I was rolling around with Jeremy.
Me: YEAH thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats it. I'm jealous..Next time you have a sex scene leave my room out of it
So off I go to the living room. That night Jeremy was in the living trying to kiss my ass about the whole sex with another chick in my bed and I at one point looked at him and said "If I was married to your ass, dating your ass or even just fuckin you...and come home and found you in my bed or any other bed for that matter with another chick...I'd of busted your balls. But I'm not so I dont care...I Just care that you were spreading your love seed ON my bed.
He tries to kiss me ~ What the hell....I push him away and get up for the kitchen. I guess I hurt his feelings cause NOW he tries to get payback....He called me all weekend and I wouldn't answer his calls, he was pleading with me on the answering machine to call him back. My roommate was telling me he was miserable in class and I would just shrug her off too. She had told me how sorry she was for the entire weekend so I somewhat forgave her.
Monday morning I go to school. (only second week of school) I was tired and had no desire to be there whatsoever. I was starting to come down with something and class started at 8am. I'm in class and the phone in the classroom rings. The teacher answers it..Looks at me "Um...Someone is here to see you at the office" I'm thinking to myself who the frig is here. I'm almost 2 hours away from home so I know for damn sure my family didnt drive here to be here at 8:30am. I get to the office and there....stands...
JEREMY!
I grab his arm and pull him out of the office...
"What are you doing here???"
" I go to school here"
"I know that asshole but WHAT are you doing HERE calling me out of class???"
" I Needed to see you"
"What the hell??? You could of come by when class was OUT, or hell I got an idea...how about coming to my apt??? Pulling me out of class??"
He leans in to kiss me again and I walk away and tell him he's a jerk. I get back to class and the teacher asks me if everything is ok to which I reply yes. I get home after school and tell the roommate what happened and she about died laughing. I'm glad she found it funny. He called all night and I ignored his calls. Not even a month into classes and I'm drove nuts already. I had a feeling this was gonna be a long year.
Tuesday morning my class started at 10am so I thought I was gonna get to sleep in. Till I heard pounding on my bedroom door shortly after 8. I'm mumbling on the way to the door something about what's a girl gotta do to get some sleep around this place..Open the door and there is my roommate and beside her?? You got it ~ Jeremy. "OMG what are you doing here?" Again he was yammering on about he needed to see me. I'm pissed by this point and head back to my bed in which I flop down and he comes in behind me. I'm trying to go back to sleep and he just keeps talking. I yell out to my roommate I'm not going into class today cause I only had the one and I was up till 4am doing homework and the class I was missing was just a lecture so i wasn't missing much. She heads off to school and I look at Jeremy and say "Um...shouldnt you go to??" Of course he didnt go. WHich in turn meant I had to get up. The whole day consisted of ass kissing. He left my apt around 5pm and never called all ngiht. I was so excited.
Even though I was being a cold hearted bitch to him I still liked him. I come home from school on Wednesday to flowers, dinner and a invite to a party Saturday night. I decided that I would go with him. Thursday and Friday he had his friends telling me how much he liked me and he had his friends tormenting me. The put saran wrap on my toilet seat so that when I went to pee it would go everywhere...My roomate got screwed there since she had to pee before me :P. They picked the lock in the bathroom and switched my shampoo while I was in the shower but to their surprise I had already washed my hair. They did all kinds of screwy things to me all week in hopes that if they drove me nuts enough I'd realize that Jeremy was a good guy (they had no idea what they were doing lol) but the week was hell. They would slap books out of my hands, show up at my apt drive me nuts.
Well Saturday was the big day and I got ready to go and my roommate was going to the same party with another guy. So we told the guys we would just meet them there since it was just up the road and we could walk. When we got to the party we were stared at like freaks and people were whispering and I wanted to leave then and go back home but my roommate insisted we find Jeremy and ask what was going on. Turns out this entire party was gonna do whatever until I agreed to date Jeremy. So I let them try all night, Jeremy tried all night and I just kept up my stubborn act. At the end of the night I took the mic from the stand and everyone went quiet......
99% of the party was drunk by this time so it was rather relaxing for 5 minutes of silence...
Anyways all eyes were on my now as I put the mic up to my lips...
"Jer....All you had to do was ask"
He hit the floor. I thought for sure he fainted. So I set the mic back down and went to see if he was ok. He looked at me..."Just ask???" I said yep.
For the next 7 months while we dated he just kept saying. I just had to come right out and ask? I said yes, spreading your love seed ON MY bed with my roommate wasn't gonna cut it. He was so mad at himself for not getting the balls to just ask me out it was kinda funny.
I ended up breakin up with him for another guy 7 months later and I broke his heart he told me...To this day I still feel kinda bad :(
*~*Chow*~*
posted by Sassy at 8:34 AM
3 Comments:
He's in YER BED with another girl gettin his swimmers all over yer bed and yer not suppose to be upset?? OK , that confirms it!! Guys {{most of um}} has no brains when they is College Age. But luvs how he hit the floor when ya grabbed the mic. rofl rofl . Priceless. Me would has paid to see that and how long it took for his broken heart to heal.....rofl rofl.......No wonder they call you Sassy. Yer something else girl... rofl
totally agree with newfie but would add that I think most of them don't actually progress mentally above the age of 25 ever.
But I am becoming known for my men are silly type views.
Dang. That was even wilder than my college days. Okay, not all THAT much wilder. hahaha
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