Sassy's World
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Oooo thats gonna hurt!!!
Friday hubs calls home from work and says friends of ours wanna us to go see these beautiful waterfalls on Saturday and then go to their house for dinner afterwards. He said we would be having stuffed salmon and cod and I was so there. So we come home friday and went to Walmart cause Boo had a 5.00 gift card and he wanted Nuggets and french fries and since we had nothing else to do we though WTF! They had these scratch card things there and Boo won a Big Mac Meal which I gave to hubs since I'm not real crazy on McDonalds food. GIves me gut rot and I end up spending the night in the bathroom holding my guts to make sure they dont come flying out. Well hubs won on his card a double quarter pounder with bacon meal so I ended up eating it. I should of stuck to my guns and said no but I was hungry and it smelled good. I ended up coming home with the gut ache and to add to it one hell of a headache. So we went and rented some movies and I spend the night on the couch with a bottle of water, tylonal and gravol. We watched Open Season which Boo and I found hilarious and then we watched Little Man which was kinda funny. We ended up hitting the sack around 12:30am and I woke up to Boo whining about his toys being downstairs and he wanted to play and I was still in bed. Well hello there buster its only 6:04am and mama just went to bed a little while ago. None the less I drag my lazy carcas out of bed and head down to the living room where I'm subjected to hours of Dora, blues clues, go diego go and the backyardigans. Had a bit of running around to do before we headed over to our friends so we got that out of the way and off we went. I didnt feel so hot to begin with so I Knew it was gonna be a bad day.
We get to the HUGE park with the waterfalls and I'm looking at the parking lot. ALL ICE! This is gonna be good. I'm clumbsy enough without ice so I was scared. We head off to the first waterfall. Had some pictures taken and I was still on 2 feet. Boo on the other hand had lost his shit a few times and was not impressed but got up like a trooper and went on. Hit the second waterfall and more pictures and I'm again still on 2 feet. Well our friend whom I shall call *Frick* decided to put the dog leash on the hood of my coat and pretend to walk me to make Boo laugh.
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I was no longer on 2 feet. I was on my ass with snow up to my armpits. So now I'm freezing, wet and my ass is killing me. I get up and wipe the snow off and we head to the 3rd waterfall. We had to go up 100 stairs FULL of ice or go up the side with the snow and hold on. I'm telling them there is no way I'm going up because I'll fall. They talk me into it and off we trot. Get to the top and I'm all YAY I MADE IT! Then I realized I had to go back down on the other side. It was all ice. Fricks wife Frack goes first and gets down no problemo, Hubs goes with Boo in his arms and makes it down no problem. Now its my turn.
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm down again. Frick behind me laughing his ass of yelling down to hubs "I can see her thong" To which I reply. "Your gonna see fuckin stars if you dont help me up" Up on my feet I get and
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah you guessed it. I was on my ass AGAIN. I looked down the hill and screamed at them all "You will all pay dearly for this" I knew then and there I was gonna be sore today. I woke up this morning and could barely move. I had some running around to do and that about killed me. Getting in and out of a small car when you can barely move is no fun. I took the car back to my friends at 5:30 after I dropped my mom off and curled up on the couch on a heating pad and never moved. We had gotten a few movies off my brothers friend to watch Flicka with Tim McGraw was awesome (I'm not a huge fan of Tim McGraw but the movie was awesome) We also got Pulse which wasn't all that hot, we watched The Marine with John Cena (WWE wrestler and he's fun to google) it was awesome and we watched Waist Deep with DMX which was another awesome move :D
I fell on my ass everytime I fell yesterday but everything from the top of my head to the tip of my feet are sore. My back and left leg is the worst. Hubs thinks I jarred my body causeing all the pain. Whatever I did it hurts like hell. I got my stuffed salmon and cod though :D
So now that I've jumped on here to blog and I'm heading to bed!
*~*Chow*~*
We get to the HUGE park with the waterfalls and I'm looking at the parking lot. ALL ICE! This is gonna be good. I'm clumbsy enough without ice so I was scared. We head off to the first waterfall. Had some pictures taken and I was still on 2 feet. Boo on the other hand had lost his shit a few times and was not impressed but got up like a trooper and went on. Hit the second waterfall and more pictures and I'm again still on 2 feet. Well our friend whom I shall call *Frick* decided to put the dog leash on the hood of my coat and pretend to walk me to make Boo laugh.
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I was no longer on 2 feet. I was on my ass with snow up to my armpits. So now I'm freezing, wet and my ass is killing me. I get up and wipe the snow off and we head to the 3rd waterfall. We had to go up 100 stairs FULL of ice or go up the side with the snow and hold on. I'm telling them there is no way I'm going up because I'll fall. They talk me into it and off we trot. Get to the top and I'm all YAY I MADE IT! Then I realized I had to go back down on the other side. It was all ice. Fricks wife Frack goes first and gets down no problemo, Hubs goes with Boo in his arms and makes it down no problem. Now its my turn.
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm down again. Frick behind me laughing his ass of yelling down to hubs "I can see her thong" To which I reply. "Your gonna see fuckin stars if you dont help me up" Up on my feet I get and
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah you guessed it. I was on my ass AGAIN. I looked down the hill and screamed at them all "You will all pay dearly for this" I knew then and there I was gonna be sore today. I woke up this morning and could barely move. I had some running around to do and that about killed me. Getting in and out of a small car when you can barely move is no fun. I took the car back to my friends at 5:30 after I dropped my mom off and curled up on the couch on a heating pad and never moved. We had gotten a few movies off my brothers friend to watch Flicka with Tim McGraw was awesome (I'm not a huge fan of Tim McGraw but the movie was awesome) We also got Pulse which wasn't all that hot, we watched The Marine with John Cena (WWE wrestler and he's fun to google) it was awesome and we watched Waist Deep with DMX which was another awesome move :D
I fell on my ass everytime I fell yesterday but everything from the top of my head to the tip of my feet are sore. My back and left leg is the worst. Hubs thinks I jarred my body causeing all the pain. Whatever I did it hurts like hell. I got my stuffed salmon and cod though :D
So now that I've jumped on here to blog and I'm heading to bed!
*~*Chow*~*
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Wow its summer!
Today is a beautiful day weather wise. Its not sunny out but its warm. Roughly 10C and I have no idea what that is in F so I can't help you readers out that dont know C lol.
If I wasn't so miserable and hurt I'd go for a walk. Then again maybe a nice walk outside is what I need. It looks blah out though. Water running off the roof tops and the snow melting making everything look dirty and wet.
My mama always told me that I would get wiser the older I got. I learned a real lesson today and that is from now on do things myself. Guilt is a wonderful thing that eats away at me on a daily basis because I tend to feel guilty about everything. Mom use to say I had guilt written across my forehead when I was growing up cause it didnt matter who did what I felt guilty. So I just do things myself and then if something goes wrong or what have you then I'm the one that has to deal with shattered nerves and guilt. So that's easy as pie LOL.
Well I'm gonna go for now because my mood is in the shitter and I dont think ya'll wanna read about misery
*~*Chow*~*
Monday, February 19, 2007
My fine is.............
MY FINE IS $480
Apparently I've been a bad girl LOL
Here's how it works:
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
And NO, it is not PER incident.
Smoked pot -$10
Did acid -$5
Ever had sex at church -$25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -$25
Had sex for money -$100
Vandalized something -$20
Had sex on your parents' bed -$10
Beat up someone -$20
Been jumped -$10
Crossed dressed -$10
Given money to stripper -$25
Been in love with a stripper -$20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -$0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -$15
Ever drive drunk -$20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -$50
Used toys while having sex -$30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -$20
Went skinny dipping -$5
Had sex in a pool -$20
Kissed someone of the same sex -$10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -$20
Cheated on your significant other -$10
Masturbated -$10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -$20
Done oral -$5
Got oral -$5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving -$25
Stole something -$10
Had sex with someone in jail -$25
Made a nasty home video -$15
Had a threesome -$50
Had sex in the wild -$20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -$20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -$50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -$25
Went streaking -$5
Went streaking in broad daylight -$15
Been arrested -$5
Spent time in jail -$15
Peed in the pool -$0.50
Played spin the bottle -$5
Done something you regret -$20
Had sex with your best friend -$20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -$25
Had anal sex -$80
Lied to your mate -$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -$25
Tally it up and Title it ... "My Fine Is..."
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Down on my street!
So here I sit tonight staring at the computer screen when I really should be asleep. I should be asleep before for the last weeks I'm so darn tired that 2 hours after I'm out of bed I'm ready to get back in bed. That is totally not like me, I can go to bed at 11pm and get up at 6am and go for the day. Sometimes on less sleep then that. Boo went to bed at 8:30 and the thought crossed my mind to head to bed but something just wasn't letting me go. No idea what, but I just wasn't moving.
I sat down to watch Nashville Star and just as I did so hear someone outside blubbering off something that sounded kinda like half english and half please repeat that again. I hear glass breaking and someone still blubbering. I get up and look out my door and there is a man in the middle of the street throwing beer bottles up the street. Well why he's doing that I have no idea but I'm not about to open my door and risk taking on in the melon. So I just stand there for a while and then I heard the police sirens. I'm thanking the heavens at this point that I dont have a vehicle of my own cause I really wouldn't wanna have to drive up all the broken glass. The police cars come down the street and within seconds you can see the tires are going flat. They get out and the guy just belly flops in a big pile of snow. He's not even wearing winter clothing so I"m pretty sure he was frozen by the time they got him in the police car.
Honestly...I am glad I stay in the house all the time lol
*~*Chow*~*
I sat down to watch Nashville Star and just as I did so hear someone outside blubbering off something that sounded kinda like half english and half please repeat that again. I hear glass breaking and someone still blubbering. I get up and look out my door and there is a man in the middle of the street throwing beer bottles up the street. Well why he's doing that I have no idea but I'm not about to open my door and risk taking on in the melon. So I just stand there for a while and then I heard the police sirens. I'm thanking the heavens at this point that I dont have a vehicle of my own cause I really wouldn't wanna have to drive up all the broken glass. The police cars come down the street and within seconds you can see the tires are going flat. They get out and the guy just belly flops in a big pile of snow. He's not even wearing winter clothing so I"m pretty sure he was frozen by the time they got him in the police car.
Honestly...I am glad I stay in the house all the time lol
*~*Chow*~*
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
New layout....again
I'm a person of change. I get bored easy so I change up my blog :D.
Nothing much has been happening around here other then we got a shit load of snow. Atleast 2 feet and its freezin. To top it all Boo is getting sick again. He fell asleep around 8:30 and I was sure he was down for the night. He woke up coughing around 9:30pm and it sounds like a bark.
Ho hum!
Sorry this is short but I'm heading to bed
*~*Chow*~*
Nothing much has been happening around here other then we got a shit load of snow. Atleast 2 feet and its freezin. To top it all Boo is getting sick again. He fell asleep around 8:30 and I was sure he was down for the night. He woke up coughing around 9:30pm and it sounds like a bark.
Ho hum!
Sorry this is short but I'm heading to bed
*~*Chow*~*
Friday, February 09, 2007
You want me to stick that....Where?
The other night blondie come over and I asked if I wanted to "hang" out with her. I just gave her a look of "why the hell would I wanna do that". Before I got a chance to really say anything she said oh it will be fun and we will have a few good laughs. I was starting to get scared. What the hell was she gonna do to me. I still stood there with that confused look on my face. That's when she said "we are gonna go to the sex shop"
WHAT?!?!?! You want me to where with you. She repeated it again. The Sex shop. I thought about it for a minute and then thought that this could be a whole of fun. So I agree and she tells me will go around 6:30..sweet I'll be ready.
Her "man" of the week drives us there and we are standing outside the store and I'm kinda second guessing going in cause I'm a bit of afaid of what's gonna happen in there. I get my shit together and in we go.
WALL TO WALL Shit! Our sex shops here in my town aren't all that shit hot. This one people was HUGE. I read a sign and my god I wanted to run. The sign had an arrow pointing to the left side of the store. Below the arrow read "LIVE DEMONSTRATION ON HOW TO HIT THE G SPOT" Live??? What the fuck?!? We decide that we are not going in and I can't say I was too upset about it.
Blondie spots something that interests her and she starts squealing like she is doing the G Spot demonstration which has now got a zillion eyes on her. I walk over to see what she's ooh and ahhing over and in her hand she's holding a Diving Dolphin and she's squealing how much she loves dolphins. I'm like yeah I love them too but its not that thing is for show. She asks her boyfriend what do you do with it. He proceeds to tell her it will vibrate the pair of them and sex will be awesome. In the basket it goes.
I wandered off lookin around and they got some pretty weird stuff in there. Hanging from the celing is a freakin chair used for sex and the toys...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the toys. I hear blondie squeal again. So off I trot to see what treasure she has come across now. Now she's holding a Graduated butt plug. She looks at me with a oh so serious look on her face "where did it graduate from?" Out of my mouth comes "UCLA" She then says "Oh so that would be a good one, its smart" In the basket it goes. I roll my eyes and keep going and she stumbles across anal beads and loud enough for the people in Japan to hear she screams "THEY COME IN ALL COLOURS" I kinda giggled and said "yeah it goes on the theme of your bedroom" so she put some purple and blue in the basket. I'm guessing they are the colours of her room.
Her boyfriend all the while is stuffing stuff in the basket as is she and its getting pretty full. He pulls off this shelf and anal wand and her eyes went big as saucers and she had a look on her face that she was kinda scared. I leaned into her..."Your gonna stick a anal bead in your ass but a wand scares you?" she said ohhhhhhhhh it goes there...I'm like where did you think it went...
No answer.
Her boyfriend says we are getting ready to leave cause he has spent enough on toys and lotions for awhile and she picks up a strap on. She's looking at it like its alive and she says to me "What do you do with this" I thought quick and said..."You strap it to your forehead and still up your mans ass" She looked at me....silence....."YOU WANT ME TO STICK THAT WHERE" The whole damn store looked at us. I was busting at the seams, tears were streaming down my face, I was snorting...It was hilarious. She comes over and stands next to me. " I dont want my face that close to his ass" I laughed harder...I couldn't stop and I thought I was gonna puke.
I dont think I'm gonna be going back to any sex shop with her too soon. When we left the store her boyfriend was now 600.00 in debt with sex toys and his face was as red as a cherry. We get in the car and he looks at me "Do you know when to control your smart ass remarks?"
No my friend I dont!
*~*Chow*~*
WHAT?!?!?! You want me to where with you. She repeated it again. The Sex shop. I thought about it for a minute and then thought that this could be a whole of fun. So I agree and she tells me will go around 6:30..sweet I'll be ready.
Her "man" of the week drives us there and we are standing outside the store and I'm kinda second guessing going in cause I'm a bit of afaid of what's gonna happen in there. I get my shit together and in we go.
WALL TO WALL Shit! Our sex shops here in my town aren't all that shit hot. This one people was HUGE. I read a sign and my god I wanted to run. The sign had an arrow pointing to the left side of the store. Below the arrow read "LIVE DEMONSTRATION ON HOW TO HIT THE G SPOT" Live??? What the fuck?!? We decide that we are not going in and I can't say I was too upset about it.
Blondie spots something that interests her and she starts squealing like she is doing the G Spot demonstration which has now got a zillion eyes on her. I walk over to see what she's ooh and ahhing over and in her hand she's holding a Diving Dolphin and she's squealing how much she loves dolphins. I'm like yeah I love them too but its not that thing is for show. She asks her boyfriend what do you do with it. He proceeds to tell her it will vibrate the pair of them and sex will be awesome. In the basket it goes.
I wandered off lookin around and they got some pretty weird stuff in there. Hanging from the celing is a freakin chair used for sex and the toys...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the toys. I hear blondie squeal again. So off I trot to see what treasure she has come across now. Now she's holding a Graduated butt plug. She looks at me with a oh so serious look on her face "where did it graduate from?" Out of my mouth comes "UCLA" She then says "Oh so that would be a good one, its smart" In the basket it goes. I roll my eyes and keep going and she stumbles across anal beads and loud enough for the people in Japan to hear she screams "THEY COME IN ALL COLOURS" I kinda giggled and said "yeah it goes on the theme of your bedroom" so she put some purple and blue in the basket. I'm guessing they are the colours of her room.
Her boyfriend all the while is stuffing stuff in the basket as is she and its getting pretty full. He pulls off this shelf and anal wand and her eyes went big as saucers and she had a look on her face that she was kinda scared. I leaned into her..."Your gonna stick a anal bead in your ass but a wand scares you?" she said ohhhhhhhhh it goes there...I'm like where did you think it went...
No answer.
Her boyfriend says we are getting ready to leave cause he has spent enough on toys and lotions for awhile and she picks up a strap on. She's looking at it like its alive and she says to me "What do you do with this" I thought quick and said..."You strap it to your forehead and still up your mans ass" She looked at me....silence....."YOU WANT ME TO STICK THAT WHERE" The whole damn store looked at us. I was busting at the seams, tears were streaming down my face, I was snorting...It was hilarious. She comes over and stands next to me. " I dont want my face that close to his ass" I laughed harder...I couldn't stop and I thought I was gonna puke.
I dont think I'm gonna be going back to any sex shop with her too soon. When we left the store her boyfriend was now 600.00 in debt with sex toys and his face was as red as a cherry. We get in the car and he looks at me "Do you know when to control your smart ass remarks?"
No my friend I dont!
*~*Chow*~*
Monday, February 05, 2007
I'm out of things to say...
So I'll leave you with this!
So please people....Give some memes or something...Yes Sassy is out of things to say...Which if you personally knew me, would shock the hell out of you
*~*Chow*~*
Sunday, February 04, 2007
well...
Haha, how I love that!
Anyways I'm just waiting for the super bowl to come on. Right now I'm currently listening while hubs watches Montreal play Pittsburgh and big suprise to say Montreal is losing AGAIN!. Which is truly disturbing for me cause that is hubs team and I hate hearing him yell. Ah well.
Waiting for the superbowl ~ I'm going for the COLTS. Yes the colts..Hate me if you will, but my mom will win some big money if they win. So I'm hoping.
Nothing really to blog about today so I'm gonna go check my big pot of french onion soup and see if my pizza dough has risen enough to make my pizza..
*~*Chow*~*
