Sassy's World
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Headaches suck!
Growing up I never got alot of headaches. I got the scattered one but most of them were self induced becauseIconsumedtoomuchbooze headaches so I had noone to blame but myself. When I hit 21 they started coming around alot more. Not enough to slow me down but enough to drive me nuts. When I hit 25 all bets were off. The headaches I get are enough to make me think at some points I'm dying OR wish I was dying. It all started when I got pregnant with my son and for 2 days I was on the couch, my stomach turning, people playing the bongo drums on my brains, oh and the bright lights bright lights. It was terrible. I dont get them that bad very often but when I do they suck! I got like that the other day again This time I was throwing up along with it. I NEVER throw up unless of course I consume wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much mixed booze then I have been known to get sick the odd time. The last 2 days I have had a headache that enough to make me insane and with a 3 year old running around my feet I dont get a chance to sit for too long in silence in hopes it might go away. oh no! Its always MOM this and MOM that. Boo please mommy's head is killing her ~ does he listen? Nope! KIDS!!!!!!!!
Anyways I'm around, somewhere playing hearts with a headache...
*~*Chow*~*
Anyways I'm around, somewhere playing hearts with a headache...
*~*Chow*~*
Friday, May 18, 2007
50 mistakes Men make in bed
Description: 1. Thinking that we always assume you have a hard on. We know that you can't flip a switch and get it up just because we say so, but we wish it could. We know it takes a little work, so don't think we're so naive.
2. Yah yah we like passionate kisses. Don't engulf our face with your lips in a fit of passion. We get it, your excited. Just please act a little less like an animal. That is, unless we're roleplaying.
3. Don't snooze when we're all wound up. YOU KNOW we get wound up, it's not our fault you busted before we did. An eye for an eye. Now get down there. Don't worry, we'll tell you what we want and how we want it. We don't care if you're tired.
4. WE DO expect you to cuddle, get over it. Just wait till we pass out and you can roll over and do whatever you want. At least try to throw an arm over us, it's comforting.
5. You think we want to fall asleep in your arms? That shit IS uncomfortable after awhile. Let us snuggle up next to you, and don't put your arm out unless you want us to fall asleep there. Your fault if you do it, we think you want us to.
6. We don't always expect roses and candles all the time. Same as we don't make fucking dinner every night for you to come home to. Girls like a little bit of a bad guy...not Romeo every day. Get over yourselves, we're not the ladiesin the movies, we don't want rose petals and bath water running every night after work. We're just saying a little romance is always fun.
7. We read Cosmo. Get over it. We don't knock your sports illustrated.
8. We do not use Cosmo as a sex bible. It's funny to read about other women's mistakes in bed. Again, we read it. Get over it. Obviously if you're with a woman and during sex she whips out Cosmo for help, you clearly need to find a new sex partner.
9. Don't fucking touch our heads during a blowjob. We don't give a fuck why your pushing it or how hard. Keep your hands off of the head, unless you're holding up our hair. If she isn't doing it right, speak up. What if you were down on us and we grabbed you by the hair and shoved your face into our fucking vagina? You would suffocate. Same as we choke. There are other clues, buddy.
10. Missonary is boring. Don't be afraid to rip us up and flip us over. We want to be handeled rough, but we just think you're having a great time doing what you're doing so we don't stop you.
11. We don't expect you guys to undress yourself with any amount of grace. Just take off your fucking clothes. We'll help, don't worry. It just looks funny when your shirts stuck on your head. We laugh and think maybe you're not used to undressing often...hmm
12. If you want sex spontaneously, then get over the hairy legs. We don't shave them everyday. We need some warning. You want pussy? Get over it then, cheif.
13. Most of us trim or shave down there. If not, your shit outta luck buddy. But like with 12, any woman needs a little warning, or you're gonna have to be a trooper with stubbles.
14. We do NOT assume sex means realtionship unless you do something romantic during. This includes any caressing of the face, or kisses on the forehead, or extreme cuddling. Be careful. We mix signals, but it's your fault.
15. Sometimes we may withhold oral sex just because we're on the rag. We want you to suffer too. If you're a good guy though, chances are, we'll get out our kneepads and go to town, assuming that when we're off, you'll repay the favor. Just don't ask for a blowjob like an asshole while we have cramps and PMS. That's where you go wronggggg.
16. We'll tell you what we like. "OUCH" with a smile is, "ouch, but I like it." Moaning is good. Open your fucking ears guys. Obviously any noises are good. It's not that difficult.
17. You have a penis, we expect you have condoms. Most woman have them, but they get destoryed in our huge purses. Technically, we should each have one. If we're fucking at YOUR house, you should have them andddd vice versa
18. We aren't offended when you call us your dirty little slut. It's HOW you say it. We don't like dirty talk as much as you say.You kinda look like a creep, really. "Who's your daddy?" We don't want to picture our dad fucking us. Get out of here. Pick & choose words carefully.
19. Sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is fun. If you're fucking someone who won't do it in crazy places, then where the hell are you finding these people?
20. We love it half clothed against the wall. We just have to start with the "no, come on...we shouldn't, not here." Just start taking off our clothes, we're game. Granted in 20 min we might not get off, but you can leave and go to work and we'll finish. We don't mind starting off your day right, just be ready when you get home. A quickie doesn't make you clear for the day, fucker
21. The ass and the vagina are two different things. No means no. Giggles or no giggles, it is not an invitation unless she says yes. If you're gonna pull that shit, don't be surprised when our fingers ACCIDENTALLY go in your ass. Come on now.
22. Bras are hard, yah, but get over it. Learn the art. 2 clips, 3 at the most. We can un-do your belt in the heat of the moment, one handed. Step it up. If we see you struggling, we'll help, but at least try.
23. We'll get more comfortables with our bodies during sex. Before, sometimes we're a little shy, especially if we haven't had time to shave our legs. Just start to fuck, you can see the goods during
24. We'll get on top, just tell us. Give us some signals when we're on there that you like it. A girl's gotta know
25. If we get that bored look on our face, it means to bust already, damnit. We aren't trying to do the look, it just happenes. Man, vaginas get sore after rough sex.
26. We ride you, you touch us. Hello, our tits are right there. Show some love. We're having too much fun on top to touch ourselves
27. Chances are most woman won't gently take your hand and show you how we like it. This isn't a porno. You're probably doing okay. And for goodness sakes, cut those fucking fingernails
28. Sometimes we get into bed, get naked, fool around and then decide that we just want to cuddle. Yah, we got you naked in your bed, but somewhere along the line, you said something wrong or messed up. If you had good game, this wouldn't happen. Sorry.
29. Not calling shots. Be a man. Yah you expect us to say all this crazy and dirty shit, but we'd rather, really, take a few orders from you
30. If we feel like it, we'll crawl across the bed to you on all fours, push you down and crawl on top, don't worry. Don't ask us to.
31. Woman have other things that liked to be licked and touches besides our cunt and tits. Move around, use those big man hands of yours, too.
32. Balls are weird. If you're with a girl who knows what she's doing, she'll play with them though. Seriously, we know that they are there. Don't think we're gonna have a field day with them, though.
33. Get us off. Finish the job. You started, now finish.
34. Titty fucking sucks for us. If we're in a good mood, we'll do it, and enjoy the view of you. Just don't make it a habitual thing.
35. Doing it against the wall gives us a bruise on our shoulder, yah, and we look at it later and giggle at the memory. So don't be mad when we bite you for shoving us against the corner of the table, for example. Double standard.
36. Making love and having sex are two different things, so I'm not even gonna go there.
37. Sex is funny. Actually it's hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip over a goat. It's how you deal with it that really matters. We're gonna laugh if something tickles, or if the condom shoots off. It's akward, it's funny. Relax.
38. Yah you can bring up the 3some deal...just don't ask with our cousin or best friend. Like really, it looks like you just an excuse to fuck one of our girls. Fix your approach, Mr. Charming.
39. Sometimes we're gonna stop a blowjob and go grab a water. Play with yourself. We'll be back. Don't get mad, it's for the sake of the cotton mouth we have aquired.
40. Nails. Already brought up. We won't snag your goods with ours, if you don't rip the inside of our vagina with yours.
41. We don't bitch when we get jizz on us. Just gives a fucking warning. Jizz in the hair after a quickie on your way out of the house is a good reason to get mad. Speak out killer, we'll embrace it if it's appropriate. Yayayaa protein and all that shit, we know, shut up. It's messy.
42. Boys, make noises. If we know you like something, not only will we keep doing it, but we're turned on knowing you're turned on.
43. Faking orgasms. Sometimes we want it over with. Sometimes we just won't orgasm. We don't want to crush your ego
44. If you've played a sport/sweaty, your fucking balls smell. Sorry, they do. Wash yourself. Shit, let's both take a shower. Just don't come home from baseball practice and demand a blowjob
45. We know "just the tip". If we say we'll play, that means we know we're fucking. We aren't that stupid. You aren't that smart. Get the hint.
46. Sometimes we don't want to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things not because of our Egyptian cotton sheets, just because we don't want to. It's fun, but it's not all it's cracked out to be, although we're sure you have a blast.
47. Take off your pants. Take off your boxers. We want to see your good looking body. There is nothing more degrading to a woman than getting fucked by a guy with his cock through his fucking boxers. What are you afraid to show? Is one ball bigger than the other? Come on.
48. If your jizz is all over our pillows, don't get mad when we throw them in the wash. We just don't want to sleep in a pillow full of jizz, sorry. Most likely we'll wait till the morning, unless you've really made a mess. Girls like things clean.
49. We think it's crazy if you get soft. TELL US what to do to help, cause we think it's our fault, which leads to the roll over and the "forget it". We wanna know why it happenes, cause hey, it never happens to us. Elaborate a little. We'll do our best to get you going. This is a team effort after all.
50. Let us know how it was afterwards, then you can piss and pass out. That's all we want to talk about, trust us. That is all.
2. Yah yah we like passionate kisses. Don't engulf our face with your lips in a fit of passion. We get it, your excited. Just please act a little less like an animal. That is, unless we're roleplaying.
3. Don't snooze when we're all wound up. YOU KNOW we get wound up, it's not our fault you busted before we did. An eye for an eye. Now get down there. Don't worry, we'll tell you what we want and how we want it. We don't care if you're tired.
4. WE DO expect you to cuddle, get over it. Just wait till we pass out and you can roll over and do whatever you want. At least try to throw an arm over us, it's comforting.
5. You think we want to fall asleep in your arms? That shit IS uncomfortable after awhile. Let us snuggle up next to you, and don't put your arm out unless you want us to fall asleep there. Your fault if you do it, we think you want us to.
6. We don't always expect roses and candles all the time. Same as we don't make fucking dinner every night for you to come home to. Girls like a little bit of a bad guy...not Romeo every day. Get over yourselves, we're not the ladiesin the movies, we don't want rose petals and bath water running every night after work. We're just saying a little romance is always fun.
7. We read Cosmo. Get over it. We don't knock your sports illustrated.
8. We do not use Cosmo as a sex bible. It's funny to read about other women's mistakes in bed. Again, we read it. Get over it. Obviously if you're with a woman and during sex she whips out Cosmo for help, you clearly need to find a new sex partner.
9. Don't fucking touch our heads during a blowjob. We don't give a fuck why your pushing it or how hard. Keep your hands off of the head, unless you're holding up our hair. If she isn't doing it right, speak up. What if you were down on us and we grabbed you by the hair and shoved your face into our fucking vagina? You would suffocate. Same as we choke. There are other clues, buddy.
10. Missonary is boring. Don't be afraid to rip us up and flip us over. We want to be handeled rough, but we just think you're having a great time doing what you're doing so we don't stop you.
11. We don't expect you guys to undress yourself with any amount of grace. Just take off your fucking clothes. We'll help, don't worry. It just looks funny when your shirts stuck on your head. We laugh and think maybe you're not used to undressing often...hmm
12. If you want sex spontaneously, then get over the hairy legs. We don't shave them everyday. We need some warning. You want pussy? Get over it then, cheif.
13. Most of us trim or shave down there. If not, your shit outta luck buddy. But like with 12, any woman needs a little warning, or you're gonna have to be a trooper with stubbles.
14. We do NOT assume sex means realtionship unless you do something romantic during. This includes any caressing of the face, or kisses on the forehead, or extreme cuddling. Be careful. We mix signals, but it's your fault.
15. Sometimes we may withhold oral sex just because we're on the rag. We want you to suffer too. If you're a good guy though, chances are, we'll get out our kneepads and go to town, assuming that when we're off, you'll repay the favor. Just don't ask for a blowjob like an asshole while we have cramps and PMS. That's where you go wronggggg.
16. We'll tell you what we like. "OUCH" with a smile is, "ouch, but I like it." Moaning is good. Open your fucking ears guys. Obviously any noises are good. It's not that difficult.
17. You have a penis, we expect you have condoms. Most woman have them, but they get destoryed in our huge purses. Technically, we should each have one. If we're fucking at YOUR house, you should have them andddd vice versa
18. We aren't offended when you call us your dirty little slut. It's HOW you say it. We don't like dirty talk as much as you say.You kinda look like a creep, really. "Who's your daddy?" We don't want to picture our dad fucking us. Get out of here. Pick & choose words carefully.
19. Sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is fun. If you're fucking someone who won't do it in crazy places, then where the hell are you finding these people?
20. We love it half clothed against the wall. We just have to start with the "no, come on...we shouldn't, not here." Just start taking off our clothes, we're game. Granted in 20 min we might not get off, but you can leave and go to work and we'll finish. We don't mind starting off your day right, just be ready when you get home. A quickie doesn't make you clear for the day, fucker
21. The ass and the vagina are two different things. No means no. Giggles or no giggles, it is not an invitation unless she says yes. If you're gonna pull that shit, don't be surprised when our fingers ACCIDENTALLY go in your ass. Come on now.
22. Bras are hard, yah, but get over it. Learn the art. 2 clips, 3 at the most. We can un-do your belt in the heat of the moment, one handed. Step it up. If we see you struggling, we'll help, but at least try.
23. We'll get more comfortables with our bodies during sex. Before, sometimes we're a little shy, especially if we haven't had time to shave our legs. Just start to fuck, you can see the goods during
24. We'll get on top, just tell us. Give us some signals when we're on there that you like it. A girl's gotta know
25. If we get that bored look on our face, it means to bust already, damnit. We aren't trying to do the look, it just happenes. Man, vaginas get sore after rough sex.
26. We ride you, you touch us. Hello, our tits are right there. Show some love. We're having too much fun on top to touch ourselves
27. Chances are most woman won't gently take your hand and show you how we like it. This isn't a porno. You're probably doing okay. And for goodness sakes, cut those fucking fingernails
28. Sometimes we get into bed, get naked, fool around and then decide that we just want to cuddle. Yah, we got you naked in your bed, but somewhere along the line, you said something wrong or messed up. If you had good game, this wouldn't happen. Sorry.
29. Not calling shots. Be a man. Yah you expect us to say all this crazy and dirty shit, but we'd rather, really, take a few orders from you
30. If we feel like it, we'll crawl across the bed to you on all fours, push you down and crawl on top, don't worry. Don't ask us to.
31. Woman have other things that liked to be licked and touches besides our cunt and tits. Move around, use those big man hands of yours, too.
32. Balls are weird. If you're with a girl who knows what she's doing, she'll play with them though. Seriously, we know that they are there. Don't think we're gonna have a field day with them, though.
33. Get us off. Finish the job. You started, now finish.
34. Titty fucking sucks for us. If we're in a good mood, we'll do it, and enjoy the view of you. Just don't make it a habitual thing.
35. Doing it against the wall gives us a bruise on our shoulder, yah, and we look at it later and giggle at the memory. So don't be mad when we bite you for shoving us against the corner of the table, for example. Double standard.
36. Making love and having sex are two different things, so I'm not even gonna go there.
37. Sex is funny. Actually it's hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip over a goat. It's how you deal with it that really matters. We're gonna laugh if something tickles, or if the condom shoots off. It's akward, it's funny. Relax.
38. Yah you can bring up the 3some deal...just don't ask with our cousin or best friend. Like really, it looks like you just an excuse to fuck one of our girls. Fix your approach, Mr. Charming.
39. Sometimes we're gonna stop a blowjob and go grab a water. Play with yourself. We'll be back. Don't get mad, it's for the sake of the cotton mouth we have aquired.
40. Nails. Already brought up. We won't snag your goods with ours, if you don't rip the inside of our vagina with yours.
41. We don't bitch when we get jizz on us. Just gives a fucking warning. Jizz in the hair after a quickie on your way out of the house is a good reason to get mad. Speak out killer, we'll embrace it if it's appropriate. Yayayaa protein and all that shit, we know, shut up. It's messy.
42. Boys, make noises. If we know you like something, not only will we keep doing it, but we're turned on knowing you're turned on.
43. Faking orgasms. Sometimes we want it over with. Sometimes we just won't orgasm. We don't want to crush your ego
44. If you've played a sport/sweaty, your fucking balls smell. Sorry, they do. Wash yourself. Shit, let's both take a shower. Just don't come home from baseball practice and demand a blowjob
45. We know "just the tip". If we say we'll play, that means we know we're fucking. We aren't that stupid. You aren't that smart. Get the hint.
46. Sometimes we don't want to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things not because of our Egyptian cotton sheets, just because we don't want to. It's fun, but it's not all it's cracked out to be, although we're sure you have a blast.
47. Take off your pants. Take off your boxers. We want to see your good looking body. There is nothing more degrading to a woman than getting fucked by a guy with his cock through his fucking boxers. What are you afraid to show? Is one ball bigger than the other? Come on.
48. If your jizz is all over our pillows, don't get mad when we throw them in the wash. We just don't want to sleep in a pillow full of jizz, sorry. Most likely we'll wait till the morning, unless you've really made a mess. Girls like things clean.
49. We think it's crazy if you get soft. TELL US what to do to help, cause we think it's our fault, which leads to the roll over and the "forget it". We wanna know why it happenes, cause hey, it never happens to us. Elaborate a little. We'll do our best to get you going. This is a team effort after all.
50. Let us know how it was afterwards, then you can piss and pass out. That's all we want to talk about, trust us. That is all.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Who ordered this weather???
I'm not an easy one to please when it comes to weather at all. I hate winter and everything about it other then snow on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and I can even tolerate it on Boxing day. The rest of the year it can go to hell! I dont like summer because its always so damn hot and humid here. I dont mind the hot part its the humid shit I dont like because it gives me headaches and makes it hard for me to breathe. I dont like spring cause it rains to much and that gives me really bad headaches and well alright I like fall! I wish it was fall all year around. I love swimming though so that would make it so I couldn't swim becasue fall really isn't warm enough to swim...
I about shit when it jumped over the tree and growled. The zoo keeper tells us "oh he's just playing" hahaha. That's alright he can play with his friend in the cage with him. Boo was buckled over laughing and have a grand time so it was worth the mini heartattack!
So I've been a busy beaver oh yes!!!!!!!!!
Saturday we took Boo to a small animal park and I figured it was just going to have a few animals but it turns out there was a few more then a few! They had some big ones too...
It was HOT outside and we walked around the park 3 times and that's not all the walking we did back and forth. Boo and hubs were having a grand old time running back and forth the cage that contained these
I about shit when it jumped over the tree and growled. The zoo keeper tells us "oh he's just playing" hahaha. That's alright he can play with his friend in the cage with him. Boo was buckled over laughing and have a grand time so it was worth the mini heartattack!Boo and hubs had a blast with this girl too! They were feeding her some peanuts while I stood back in fear of getting spit on. Because from what I hear what they shoot out of their yap is pretty gross
Boos favorite part of the animal park was these....
So yeah he had a blast. I must say I did too until I got home and realized how sunburnt I was. Its not turned into a nice tan but it only goes half way up my arm because of the shirt I was wearing so I must try and even it out.
We also went to the carnival which is such a total waste of time and money but so much fun. Boo and hubs went on the rides so that I could take pictures! I dont mind cause I am not real fond of the rides they have at the carnival. Now if we had of been somewhere like Canadas' Wonderland there would of been some fighting cause I love the rides there.
Boo has also discovered fishing! He loves it. He starts bugging me as soon as his peepers open in the morning and he dont give up until we take him after dinner. He has caught 2 suckers so far but he thinks he won a million bucks!
*~*Chow*~*
Friday, May 04, 2007
8 years!
8 years ago today I started dating my now husband. EIGHT YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That seems like forever when your only 28 years old. That's almost my entire 20 years! I love him though so its all good I guess. I should rephrase that to I love him 99% of the time. So yeah! To 8 years *cheers*
I'm talkin to my mom on the phone lastnight and she's doing the "mom" thing. Oh my baby turns 30 next year and my other baby is going to be 22 this year. Blah Blah Blah! Then she starts...
Mom: I'm 48 years old and I've only been with 3 men since I was 17
Me: uh ok! And this is a problem?
Mom: Yeah
Me: Enlighten me then please
Mom: I started going with your father when I 17, married him at 20 and seperated from him at 34
Me: uh huh keep going
Mom: Met asshole #1 in 1994 and was with him till 2002, now I've been with Asshole #3 since 2002
Me: Yeah ok! I get that but I still dont understand how this is bad other then you've spent the last 12 years of your life with assholes
Mom: I never explored my options and dated many men
Me; oh so you weren't a skank and this is a bad thing?
Mom: YES!
Me: Mom I think you need to rethink this whole thing. It should be a good thing that you weren't whoring around
Mom: Its still bad
Me: Mom your starting to make me second guess my life...I've been with hubs since I was 20 which means I didnt explore my horizons..
Mom: You dated TOO Much. From the time you were 14 till you turned 20 I was afraid Sassy I really was. I was TERRIFIED you were going to get yourself in deep with one of the guys
Me: Are you calling me a skank?
Mom: Not exactly. I just mean you had ALOT of male friends and I'm sure they had benefits
Me: Ah feel the love! Thanks mom
ugh! and for her information I had alof of male friends yes but they didnt ALL have benefits. Just some like any/most typical teenagers!
Ah well. I'm with hubs now and hope to stay that way for the most part. Some days I wanna pack my shit and run and keep on running with Boo on my back and never look back!
Toodles
*~*chow*~*
I'm talkin to my mom on the phone lastnight and she's doing the "mom" thing. Oh my baby turns 30 next year and my other baby is going to be 22 this year. Blah Blah Blah! Then she starts...
Mom: I'm 48 years old and I've only been with 3 men since I was 17
Me: uh ok! And this is a problem?
Mom: Yeah
Me: Enlighten me then please
Mom: I started going with your father when I 17, married him at 20 and seperated from him at 34
Me: uh huh keep going
Mom: Met asshole #1 in 1994 and was with him till 2002, now I've been with Asshole #3 since 2002
Me: Yeah ok! I get that but I still dont understand how this is bad other then you've spent the last 12 years of your life with assholes
Mom: I never explored my options and dated many men
Me; oh so you weren't a skank and this is a bad thing?
Mom: YES!
Me: Mom I think you need to rethink this whole thing. It should be a good thing that you weren't whoring around
Mom: Its still bad
Me: Mom your starting to make me second guess my life...I've been with hubs since I was 20 which means I didnt explore my horizons..
Mom: You dated TOO Much. From the time you were 14 till you turned 20 I was afraid Sassy I really was. I was TERRIFIED you were going to get yourself in deep with one of the guys
Me: Are you calling me a skank?
Mom: Not exactly. I just mean you had ALOT of male friends and I'm sure they had benefits
Me: Ah feel the love! Thanks mom
ugh! and for her information I had alof of male friends yes but they didnt ALL have benefits. Just some like any/most typical teenagers!
Ah well. I'm with hubs now and hope to stay that way for the most part. Some days I wanna pack my shit and run and keep on running with Boo on my back and never look back!
Toodles
*~*chow*~*
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
When you got nothing!
I really dont have much to blog about so I'm gonna sit here for 5 minutes and stare at a blank blogger screen and see what comes to my head!
Ok so after 3 minutes I thought of a college story I could tell!
I went to college in Welland which is about 20 minutes from Niagara Falls and just as expensive as if you lived in Niagara Falls. My roommate and I had a 2 bedroom apt that was fairly big ~ the bedrooms were a nice size ~ the bathroom and kitchen were kinda small but we had a huge living room and dining room that was just one big room mind you but it was big! Anyways we paid 745 a month plus heat and hydro which usually ran us about 1000 a month. Then our phone and internet and all other expenses is pretty hard on a college students pocket book. So I took up 2 part time jobs. One working in a strip club (where WOMEN stripped) as a bartender/waitress. I loved it! I didnt like watching the girls take their clothes off but the money was sweet. The guys get drunk and you are getting $5 tips. Some nights I left with close to $200 in tips. The other job I had was waiting tables at Crabby Joes and that sucked. I hated it and after 4 months ditched that and stayed at the strip joint!
So yeah back to my story...There was this guy in my roommates class that I Thought was kinda hot. He was from Romania and his accent kicked ass. He stopped me in the hall shortly after I broke up with Jeremy and said to me "Hey aren't you the girl that works in the strip club" everyone in the hall turned and looked at me. I just shook my head and said "uh no" and left it at that. Well the next weekend I'm working guess who comes trotting on in the club. Yep him and 4 of his friends. Well my eyes fell on one of his friends and I was hooked ~ he was soooooooo cute that I had to wipe my chin a few times to stop the drool (ok not really but you get it). Mr Romania comes up and says "Thought you didnt work here" I just looked at him and smiled. So anyways after my shift ended they took it upon themselves to follow me out of the bar and half way up the street to my apt. I turned and looked and he proceeded to tell me that Andrew (who is who I liked ) was into me. I wanted the ground to swallow me. So we all ended up back at my apt drinking and made plans to go to Buffalo shopping the next day.
We got up the next day and got ready to head out. I asked my roommate to come along cause I felt a whole lot safer with somone I knew crossing the US border with me. I'd have a bigger chance of making it out alive if they tried to pull some funny shit. Well we got to the border and my roommate and I were pulled out of the car and asked to see ID and blah blah blah. We showed them what they wanted and we could NOT cross the border but they wouldn't tell us why. They let the 4 guys from Romania cross however. I was hungover and pissed off now and I looked at buddy and asked why I couldn't cross. He would answer me. If I had of known I wouldn't land my ass in jail and miss work that night I would of kicked buddy in the chin. Needless to say we never made it to buffalo but the guys didnt go either. They were gentleman enough to bring us back to the apt. Mind you they made fun of us the entire way back that they are over here with no proper documents and were allowed to cross and us people from Canada weren't allowed. I still think the guy working the border had a hard on for us :)
I ended up becoming good friends with Mr Romania ~ Use to go over to his house and hang out and watch porn lol. Sleep over and then get up and go to school...After 2 weeks I started dating Andrew but had to break it off 3 months later when I moved home ~ I haven't heard or seen from any of them since *sigh*
*~*Chow*~*
Ok so after 3 minutes I thought of a college story I could tell!
I went to college in Welland which is about 20 minutes from Niagara Falls and just as expensive as if you lived in Niagara Falls. My roommate and I had a 2 bedroom apt that was fairly big ~ the bedrooms were a nice size ~ the bathroom and kitchen were kinda small but we had a huge living room and dining room that was just one big room mind you but it was big! Anyways we paid 745 a month plus heat and hydro which usually ran us about 1000 a month. Then our phone and internet and all other expenses is pretty hard on a college students pocket book. So I took up 2 part time jobs. One working in a strip club (where WOMEN stripped) as a bartender/waitress. I loved it! I didnt like watching the girls take their clothes off but the money was sweet. The guys get drunk and you are getting $5 tips. Some nights I left with close to $200 in tips. The other job I had was waiting tables at Crabby Joes and that sucked. I hated it and after 4 months ditched that and stayed at the strip joint!
So yeah back to my story...There was this guy in my roommates class that I Thought was kinda hot. He was from Romania and his accent kicked ass. He stopped me in the hall shortly after I broke up with Jeremy and said to me "Hey aren't you the girl that works in the strip club" everyone in the hall turned and looked at me. I just shook my head and said "uh no" and left it at that. Well the next weekend I'm working guess who comes trotting on in the club. Yep him and 4 of his friends. Well my eyes fell on one of his friends and I was hooked ~ he was soooooooo cute that I had to wipe my chin a few times to stop the drool (ok not really but you get it). Mr Romania comes up and says "Thought you didnt work here" I just looked at him and smiled. So anyways after my shift ended they took it upon themselves to follow me out of the bar and half way up the street to my apt. I turned and looked and he proceeded to tell me that Andrew (who is who I liked ) was into me. I wanted the ground to swallow me. So we all ended up back at my apt drinking and made plans to go to Buffalo shopping the next day.
We got up the next day and got ready to head out. I asked my roommate to come along cause I felt a whole lot safer with somone I knew crossing the US border with me. I'd have a bigger chance of making it out alive if they tried to pull some funny shit. Well we got to the border and my roommate and I were pulled out of the car and asked to see ID and blah blah blah. We showed them what they wanted and we could NOT cross the border but they wouldn't tell us why. They let the 4 guys from Romania cross however. I was hungover and pissed off now and I looked at buddy and asked why I couldn't cross. He would answer me. If I had of known I wouldn't land my ass in jail and miss work that night I would of kicked buddy in the chin. Needless to say we never made it to buffalo but the guys didnt go either. They were gentleman enough to bring us back to the apt. Mind you they made fun of us the entire way back that they are over here with no proper documents and were allowed to cross and us people from Canada weren't allowed. I still think the guy working the border had a hard on for us :)
I ended up becoming good friends with Mr Romania ~ Use to go over to his house and hang out and watch porn lol. Sleep over and then get up and go to school...After 2 weeks I started dating Andrew but had to break it off 3 months later when I moved home ~ I haven't heard or seen from any of them since *sigh*
*~*Chow*~*
