Sassy's World
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
A meme
I borrowed this Meme from Jay over at cynical Bastard cause I have nothing else to blog about....
Wrapping Paper or Gift bags: I prefer wrapping paper because a bag isnt as much fun to open and the suspense is better when its wrapped
Real Tree or Artifical: I have a fake white tree and I love it. Its the first year I had a white one and I'm not sure if I'll ever go green again. I dont like real trees cause I forget to water them
When do you put up your tree? November 1st baby!!!!!!!!!!
When do you take your tree down? Usually New Years day depending on how hungover I am...Sometimes its up till Jan 3rd or 4th
Do you like EggNog? Yep and its even better with spiced rum in it
Favorite gift recieved as a child? Anything as long as it wasn't clothes
Do you have a nativity scene? I did, but somehow or another when I moved it got lost, so I must find myself a new one
Hardest Person to Buy for? A friend of mine who has everything
Easiest person to buy for? My hubby and dad. Hubby likes anything and everything Montreal Canadiens and my dad loves anything and everything Toronto Maple Leafs
Mail or Email Christmas cards? I just sent out 29 cards yesterday in the mail. They will be late however but atleast they went out
Worst Christmas gift you ever recieved? uh....A shirt that looked as though someone had puked on it and the worst part was my mom made me wear it more then once
Favorite Christmas movie? Christmas shoes ~ I've seen it a few million times and I cry everytime
When do you start shopping for Christmas? sometimes as early as Boxing day if I can find the right sale
Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Nope but I know people who do
Favorite thing to eat CHristmas? oh shoot where to begin, the turkey and all the trimmings always tastes best at Christmas, oh and the cheesecake and pecan pie (only 5 more days baby!)
Clear or multicoloured lights? I have clear on my tree because its white and any other colour turns the tree the colour of the light, but I like multi coloured lights on green trees and outside
Can you name all Santas reindeer? Donner, blitzen, comet, cupid, Dasher, dancer, prancer and vixen, Rudolph
Angel on the tree top or a star? I have a wizard like dude on top of mine this year, but every other year its been an angel
Open the presents Christmas Eve or Morning? I'm still wrapping presents on Christmas even and then we are too busy visiting and getting drunk to open any. We open all ours Christmas morning
Most annoying this about this time of year? The fricken lineups and ignorant people
Favorite ornament theme or colour? I like em all
Favorite Christmas dinner? Turkey, stuffing, cranberries, veggies, gravy and all the rest of the good stuff
What do you want for Christmas this year? A test to tell me I'm having baby #2
~~Chow~~
Wrapping Paper or Gift bags: I prefer wrapping paper because a bag isnt as much fun to open and the suspense is better when its wrapped
Real Tree or Artifical: I have a fake white tree and I love it. Its the first year I had a white one and I'm not sure if I'll ever go green again. I dont like real trees cause I forget to water them
When do you put up your tree? November 1st baby!!!!!!!!!!
When do you take your tree down? Usually New Years day depending on how hungover I am...Sometimes its up till Jan 3rd or 4th
Do you like EggNog? Yep and its even better with spiced rum in it
Favorite gift recieved as a child? Anything as long as it wasn't clothes
Do you have a nativity scene? I did, but somehow or another when I moved it got lost, so I must find myself a new one
Hardest Person to Buy for? A friend of mine who has everything
Easiest person to buy for? My hubby and dad. Hubby likes anything and everything Montreal Canadiens and my dad loves anything and everything Toronto Maple Leafs
Mail or Email Christmas cards? I just sent out 29 cards yesterday in the mail. They will be late however but atleast they went out
Worst Christmas gift you ever recieved? uh....A shirt that looked as though someone had puked on it and the worst part was my mom made me wear it more then once
Favorite Christmas movie? Christmas shoes ~ I've seen it a few million times and I cry everytime
When do you start shopping for Christmas? sometimes as early as Boxing day if I can find the right sale
Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Nope but I know people who do
Favorite thing to eat CHristmas? oh shoot where to begin, the turkey and all the trimmings always tastes best at Christmas, oh and the cheesecake and pecan pie (only 5 more days baby!)
Clear or multicoloured lights? I have clear on my tree because its white and any other colour turns the tree the colour of the light, but I like multi coloured lights on green trees and outside
Can you name all Santas reindeer? Donner, blitzen, comet, cupid, Dasher, dancer, prancer and vixen, Rudolph
Angel on the tree top or a star? I have a wizard like dude on top of mine this year, but every other year its been an angel
Open the presents Christmas Eve or Morning? I'm still wrapping presents on Christmas even and then we are too busy visiting and getting drunk to open any. We open all ours Christmas morning
Most annoying this about this time of year? The fricken lineups and ignorant people
Favorite ornament theme or colour? I like em all
Favorite Christmas dinner? Turkey, stuffing, cranberries, veggies, gravy and all the rest of the good stuff
What do you want for Christmas this year? A test to tell me I'm having baby #2
~~Chow~~
Friday, December 15, 2006
Santa Claus is coming to town!
And I can't wait. I have finally got into the Christmas Spirit and I just hope to stay in it. I have all my gifts bought except for a few select people and they have to wait until Dec 22nd.
I haven't had much time to do nothing on my blog cause I have been busy catching up loose ends from 2006 to get ready for 2007 because I hate bringing "wasted" luggage into the new year. I wanna start fresh. I even thought about giving up blogging but then nixed that thought pretty quick cause I come to the conclusion that once the Christmas rush is over and I have everything in order I will then have more time to blog again but I dont want to lose what little readers I Do have.
I dont know if I have ever mentioned by sister in law but if I have you all know that I dispise her. Can't stand nothing about her. She's the kind of sister in law that makes you second guess marrying your husband because you dont want her stuck up your ass the rest of you life. Anyways my SIL is 33 years old and she is a asshole. She thinks the world should do as she wants and she's the reason the world was created. Well 11 years ago she had a falling out with her father and her boyfriend beat her father up which in turn made my husband hate her boyfriend. So up until 2003 my father in law never spoke to or seen his grandson (my nephew by marriage). Well now she's back living there and causing problems and hasn't spoke to my husband or I since beginning of 2005 well she called up and asked us to borrow 5,000 to pay her bills that she's behind on. Hubs wouldn't even talk to her on the phone which left me to tell her to jump off the fuckin bridge which I was only happy to do. She has seen my son once and we went down to Newfoundland for three weeks which is where she lives and stayed at a house (her fathers house) only 3 houses down and she didnt have the time to see my boo.
Fuck her I say
!~~CHOW~~
I haven't had much time to do nothing on my blog cause I have been busy catching up loose ends from 2006 to get ready for 2007 because I hate bringing "wasted" luggage into the new year. I wanna start fresh. I even thought about giving up blogging but then nixed that thought pretty quick cause I come to the conclusion that once the Christmas rush is over and I have everything in order I will then have more time to blog again but I dont want to lose what little readers I Do have.
I dont know if I have ever mentioned by sister in law but if I have you all know that I dispise her. Can't stand nothing about her. She's the kind of sister in law that makes you second guess marrying your husband because you dont want her stuck up your ass the rest of you life. Anyways my SIL is 33 years old and she is a asshole. She thinks the world should do as she wants and she's the reason the world was created. Well 11 years ago she had a falling out with her father and her boyfriend beat her father up which in turn made my husband hate her boyfriend. So up until 2003 my father in law never spoke to or seen his grandson (my nephew by marriage). Well now she's back living there and causing problems and hasn't spoke to my husband or I since beginning of 2005 well she called up and asked us to borrow 5,000 to pay her bills that she's behind on. Hubs wouldn't even talk to her on the phone which left me to tell her to jump off the fuckin bridge which I was only happy to do. She has seen my son once and we went down to Newfoundland for three weeks which is where she lives and stayed at a house (her fathers house) only 3 houses down and she didnt have the time to see my boo.
Fuck her I say
!~~CHOW~~
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Christmas Cookie Recipe for you all (Its HILARIOUS)
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking Soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large Eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle crown Royal
Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
Take a large bowl,
check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift tw o cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the bottle of Crown Royal. Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas
Oh the fun I would have making them cookies...I almost died laughing when I read the recipe cause it was just too funny
*~*Chow*~*
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
I got a case of the winter blahs
Normally I dont get them cause the winter dont generally bother me because I become a hermit and only go out when we are laying on the ground starving to death or the only thing left in the house to wipe our ass with is the sleeve of our shirts because frankly I hate snow. Its pretty and fun to play in for short periods of time but its cold and I'm not a huge fan of cold. Snow means Christmas though and I love Christmas. I truely mean I love Christmas, everything about Christmas...Hell I Dont even mind going in debt for Christmas but only to bitch after Christmas when my pocket book is so far in the negative I dont know if it will ever see postive again. I still love Christmas. The lights are my favorite and not on trees either lol. I love the lights on the OUTSIDE of the house as well as the inside. I currently have about 11 sets of lights in my house and 5 outside. This year though I'm having a hard time getting in the Christmas spirit. I think alot of it is the face that hubs health hasn't been that good and being he's only 31 he should be alot better health then he is. I'm sure my blahs will pass
Anyways lastnight I spent a good chunk of the night crying because I miss my papa and for some reason when I get the blahs I can't stop thinking of him. He was with my gramma my whole life but not my biological grandfather but was closer to me then my own father for the most part. He passed away in March of 2001 and I still have a hard time beliveing hes' gone. So anyways I guess hubs had enough of listening to me cry lsatnight and decided he was gonna turn into a comedian.
Hubs: hey sassy you gonna smile anytime tonight...They are free and free is good
Me: I dont feel like smiling and if you want free go across the street
Hubs: oh well aren't you just a bowl of sunshine
Me: Sunshine is my middle name sweetheart
Hubs: Ha, you can only wish
Me: Thanks I love you too
Hubs: You know what you need?
Me: A million bucks and a massage
Hubs: No
Me: Then what?
Hubs: A nice white fluffly thing with a orange tuff of hair on his head
Me: WTF are you are talkin about
Hubs: {CHIRPS} Hey sweet cheeks, I'm only 9995.95
Me: Your an asshole
Hubs: Asshole is my middle name
Me: You got that right
So I didnt laugh about it...UNTIL he broke down and started doing some monkey dance that made him look like something on crack....It was HILARIOUS
*~*Chow*~*
Anyways lastnight I spent a good chunk of the night crying because I miss my papa and for some reason when I get the blahs I can't stop thinking of him. He was with my gramma my whole life but not my biological grandfather but was closer to me then my own father for the most part. He passed away in March of 2001 and I still have a hard time beliveing hes' gone. So anyways I guess hubs had enough of listening to me cry lsatnight and decided he was gonna turn into a comedian.
Hubs: hey sassy you gonna smile anytime tonight...They are free and free is good
Me: I dont feel like smiling and if you want free go across the street
Hubs: oh well aren't you just a bowl of sunshine
Me: Sunshine is my middle name sweetheart
Hubs: Ha, you can only wish
Me: Thanks I love you too
Hubs: You know what you need?
Me: A million bucks and a massage
Hubs: No
Me: Then what?
Hubs: A nice white fluffly thing with a orange tuff of hair on his head
Me: WTF are you are talkin about
Hubs: {CHIRPS} Hey sweet cheeks, I'm only 9995.95
Me: Your an asshole
Hubs: Asshole is my middle name
Me: You got that right
So I didnt laugh about it...UNTIL he broke down and started doing some monkey dance that made him look like something on crack....It was HILARIOUS
*~*Chow*~*
