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Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Christmas Cookie Recipe for you all (Its HILARIOUS)
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking Soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large Eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle crown Royal
Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
Take a large bowl,
check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift tw o cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the bottle of Crown Royal. Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas
Oh the fun I would have making them cookies...I almost died laughing when I read the recipe cause it was just too funny
*~*Chow*~*
posted by Sassy at 4:38 PM
3 Comments:
sounds like a yummy xmas recipe. what does ya do with the hangover in the mornin??? lmao.. me hasnt been able to get past that one...
That's hilarious. You can subsitute other brands of bourbon and even use Beer or Wine if you like. hahaha
um, **kick in the pants from me to you**
Me managed to get a new blog online an me puter is at the hosiptal...Don't ya think maybe its time for a story or two?? LOL LOL...... ;);)
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